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Ash: *streaming and had told Melody to stay out of the room or in his bed* no chat I'm still very much single

Melody: *looks and sits up*

Ash: *looks behind him at her* you up boss man

Melody: *glares* I'm not a Guy bub.

Ash: OK I THINK IM GONNA END STREAM NOW MY UH MY GIRLFRIEND WOKE UP

Chat starts asking questions and quoting the I'm single bit as he ends stream

Ran: "Okay people say monster energy would kill a victorian child but they forget that they used heroin for the common cold, it wouldn't do shit. With that in mind what do you think would kill a victorian child?"

Melody: "A good meal"

Melody(has severe colorblindness), being handed a candy: "oh i've never had an blue one!"

y/n: "that's... that's blue"

Melody, lying badly: "...yeah i know i just wanted to say"

Melody in preschool: yeah it's kinda cold but it's nice to get the fresh air

Ash also in preschool, slowly getting hypothermia: Melody you're so uplifting right now and i can't handle it

Melody holding a nerf gun: Listen buckaroo you better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omelette

Ash: wait we both have Link legend of zelda on our kin lists

Zach: group kin list bonding groups kin list bonding activity

Y/n: you're my friend of twelve years i'm sure you can split a pizza with me

Melody: but.... then i'd have less pizza :(

Y/n: i swear to fucking god-

Ash about Melody: yeah but sometimes she makes a noise and it sounds like a fax machine!

Melody playing in the water near their house: aaaaAAAAAAAAAA

Quinn: Come on guys don't blow up L'manburg again

Phil and Techno: WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP L'MANBURG AGAIN!!

Quinn: GOD DAMN IT'S

And now angst

Revivedbur: hey Aurora didn't you say one time that your favorite color was blue?

Aurora: *growls trying to ignore him and focus on taking care of the one moobloom she found that was a baby*

Revivedbur: Well I have this blue sheep thing so if you don't want it I'll just kill it-

Aurora: *quickly takes friend* no I personally don't like blue anymore. Why? YOU! YOU RUINED THE COLOR ITS NOT YOUR COLOR BUT YOU WALK AROUND ACTING LIKE THE BLUE WAS YOURS TO GIVE OUT! IT WASNT! IT WAS GHOSTBURS AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO BRING GHOSTBUR BACK WHETHER I HAVE TO KILL YOU OR NOT.

Ok that's all for angst

Ash irl: Did you find Techno?

Melody: He used VPN software. I can't track his IP.

Ash: In English, goddammit!

Melody: We can't find his computer.

Ash: In French!

Melody: On ne trouve pas son ordinateur.

Ash: In Morse code!

Melody: .-- . / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-.

Zach, overhearing the conversation: In Binary!

Melody: 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010

Melody: I have no emotions. I feel nothing, especially joy. I have never felt the mindnumbing joy everyone else feels. I have never once laughed or smiled in my life. Joy is just a concept to me, something that never existed for myself. My emotions were removed long before I could feel them. I am only -

Francis: *accidentally runs face first into a wall*

Melody: *laughs for five minutes straight*

Ash: No-one eats like Gaston, Mini wheats like Gaston-

Melody: NO-ONE SAYS "THIS BITCH EMPTY" AND Y E E T S LIKE GASTON

Zach: What state are you in?

Melody: Constant anxiety.

Ash: Denial.

Joey: Perfection.

Rash: ...New York?

Jax(my persona oc): On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Melody: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Ash?

Ash: Probably "road work ahead"

Jamie(my persona oc's sister): I speak many languages, and this is none of them

Jax, writing in his diary: day 183. I'm stuck inside what appears to be the haunted mansion, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I've never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-

Melody: *to the tune of final countdown* IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Ash: *off key kazoo*

Jax:...

Jax: -there is no intelligent life here. But I'm right at home.

Zach: Have you considered calming down?

Melody: It's on my schedule, but I don't think I can fit it in until Tuesday.

Ash: *shining a flashlight under the bed*

Ash: Jax, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?

Jax: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Ash: Understandable, have a good day.

Jax, sliding down the railing: You're all going to hell! Goodbye!

Ash [letting melody win at arm wrestling]: Ah! Darn it! You won!

Jamie [slamming Jax hand down at full force]: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET JAX!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?

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