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the one where they find out
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(here's their usernames for this chat :))
garcia: PrincessPen
emily: PrettyEm
jj: CutieJJ
reid: BoyWonder
morgan: ChocolateThunder
rossi: ItalianDad
hotch: SirHotch
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*PrnicessPen has created a GroupChat*

PrincessPen: goodddddd morning my lovely beautiful ducklings🧸

*PrincessPen has named the conversation Crime Fighters*

PrettyEm: Pen! you actually made a new groupchat i'm dead!

PrettyEm: sorry for the dead comment, it's still way too soon...

SirHotch: Garcia, I had to ban this last time so please team, let's keep this appropriate.

CutieJJ: Hotch, with all due respect, I think we all know that, that's not going to happen.

ChocolateThunder: Damn straight!!

ItalianDad: Seriously? My name is Italian dad???

BoyWonder: Well, Rossi it's not false information.

CutieJJ: He's right David, you are the dad of all of us kids :)

PrettyEm: Common dad, let us have fun!

ItalianDad: I give up, do what you want kiddos.

PrincessPen: i think we broke rossi yall, LMAO💀

BoyWonder: LMAO? What does that mean? The skull? What?

ChocolateThunder: How you have a Phd amazes me sometimes...

BoyWonder: I have multiple actually.

PrettyEm: show off...

PrnicessPen: LMAO, it means laughing my ass off. and the skull is just to add that you're dying of laughter.

ItalianDad: Even I knew that one!

CutieJJ: Where did Hotch go?

PrettyEm: oh don't worry he's just in the shower he'll be out soon enough.

PrettyEm: OH FUCK...

ChocolateThunder: WHAT!! Pretty girl and Boss man have been doing it????

CutieJJ: HOLD ON FOR REAL?

ItalianDad: I hate to admit but I am very intrigued now.

BoyWonder: 😳😳😳 (Did I use these right?)

ChocolateThunder: BABY GIRL!!! location check on them RIGHT NOW!

PrincessPen: already done!! they are both currently at Hotch's apartment....

CutieJJ: Well well well, hotchniss confirmed!

SirHotch: Hotchniss? What is going on?

PrettyEm: ... babe im sorry, it kind of just slipped out :))

SirHotch: Oh god... Emily we said we would wait.

PrettyEm: yes i know! but it slipped out, and Aaron we have been together for nearly six months now, they were gonna find out eventually...

ChocolateThunder: SIX MONTHS?!

BoyWonder: LMAO

ItalianDad: Nice Reid😃

SirHotch: I guess you're right, well team, now you know.

CutieJJ: Does Jack know??

PrettyEm: yes im actually cuddling with him right now!

PrincessPen: THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!

CutieJJ: Agreed!!

PrincessPen: OMG! I must go out and get you guys something!!!

PrettyEm: wait why?

PrincessPen: MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE ARE TOGETHER! this is definitely a celebration!

ChocolateThunder: Babygirl you're near damn insane😂

ItalianDad: I saw the word celebration 🎉 Dinner at my place tonight 8pm!

CutieJJ: Pasta and wine?

ItalianDad: I wouldn't be "italian dad" if it wasn't ☺️

BoyWonder: I'm in! I was going to read a hexology of books tonight but those can wait.

CutieJJ: I'm in too! Carpool Spence?

BoyWonder: Pick you up at 7:20pm!

PrincessPen: oh yay yay yay!!! Derek and i are in!

ChocolateThunder: I guess I'm in😂

PrincessPen: Em, Sir? please 🥺

PrettyEm: sure!! totally, i could use some wine after this chaos!!

SirHotch: Alright, It's a plan...

ItalianDad: Perfect! See you later 🍷🍝

CutieJJ: Later!!

BoyWonder: In 4 hours and 37 minutes!

ChocolateThunder: CYA crazy boy :)

PrincessPen: BYE BUNNIES!💝

PrettyEm: see you soon!!!

SirHotch: Damn groupchats....

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