Bio-Mechanical Entity: Drone_Jaeger-#200

Wakanda_Crap_is_This?-#0.014

Sigmatic POV

Sigmatic: It's been a while since I watched Youtube for entertainment. I mean, it's been 3 months since that encounter with those black market dealers, n I still haven't found my way home. Damn it, 3 months... all for nothin', huh?

Yes, you heard that right.

I'm lost for 3 months straight in that wasteland.

I'm not bothered by the heat and all the environment hazards, but there some problems for me that I have to deal with.

For example, humans and kaijus.

2 major problems for me to deal with.

And there are the minor problems that I have to face such as fuel and survival.

As I was saying my life crisis problems, something punched me in the face... that hurts like a thousand bees stinging me... all at the same time.

Sigmatic: Da fack is dis?!

I look up and sa- oh no, not this crab asshole again, and how many times do I have to beat the shite out of them and send to the shadow realm?

Sigmatic: Damn it Shinga, wut da hell r you doin' here in the land of the livin'!? You're supposed tu b dead nut alive.

And once again, the PA system is off...

Revived (Again) Shinga: *Growls in how many times that Sigmatic killed them*

Sigmatic: ...*Sigh* Alright, let's get this over with.

We're in our battle stance n waitin' to whoever make the first move and suffer their mistakes when they do somethin' wrong.

Sigmatic: Hmm...

Shinga: *...*

I opened my PA system and said somethin'... HORRENDOUS.

Sigmatic: ...You're an asshat for comin' back just to be beaten by me. *Turns off PA system*

Shinga: *...* *Roars in frustration and anger beyond belief*

FWOOSH!

Shinga almost sliced me in half, but due to my trained senses, speed, and reflexes, I moved out of the attack with ease.

Ah, the same old same old Shinga, always attacking with non-complex attack.

It's my turn now.

I quickly go behind him and punched him with 100% force, but something happened.

VRRRRRRRRMMMMMM!

Sigmatic: W-what?! I mean, nani!?

Then Shinga returned that attack to me.

BOOM!

I instantly went flying, but I still stick the landing, noice!

Sigmatic: Wait, I know that technique. It's from that movie! Um, what it is called again? I know it's related to some ancient civilization but has high tech gadgets and stuff. Eh, whatever. This thing seems to return attacks but with amplified force, then that means 200% is returned to me... that didn't hurt though. Maybe I'm a robot with no feelings.

Wait...

Sigmatic: I'm a robot. Robots are created by mankind. Which means robots are artificially created. Everything is artificial, even my emotions... *Mind blown*

I was too busy to notice that I was already being thrashed around Shinga, and still not noticing that I was flung to the air again.

FWOOSH-BOOM!