Clownery

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Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
Doughnutz: Katakuri
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

Smoker: Smoker
Koby: Koby
Hina: Hina
Tashigi: Tashigi
Helmeppo: Helmeppo
2026295021: Katakuri

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Wed 2:19 AM

Cigarette: ok wait anon cannot be Katakuri

CashMoney: omg here we go again 🙄

SniperKing: dude.. just accept it

Nico Robin: there is no shame ( ͡⊙ - ͡⊙)

Cigarette: no liSTEN TO ME

RumbleBall: sigh

Nico Robin: no we won't~♡

KarateBitch#2: dis boomer gotta stop tripping fr ✋🙄

SniperKing: us just watching Smoker be senile like🧍‍♂️

Mellorine: HAHAHAHA

RumbleBall: #denial

CashMoney: why don't we bet on it? Actually get some cash outta this

KarateBitch#1: I bet all in

Mellorine: same

Nico Robin: ten cents

SniperKing: how much is all in???

KarateBitch#1: all in

CashMoney: nvrmind there's only a profit if there's enough idiots

Cigarette: THATS IT-

Nico Robin: oop he big mad

Mellorine: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Rumbleball: man it actually came to this :/

Cigarette: during the raids on big moms hideouts we found evidence of there being infighting within her ranks

KarateBitch#2: OoH JUICE

Nico Robin: 👀👂

CashMoney: EvERYONE SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SCREENSHOT THIS

Mellorine: 👀🍵🍵🍵🍵

Cigarette: Due to details that I cannot legally disclose, we've gathered together that Katakuri attempted an escape from his mother

RumbleBall: wait a minute

KarateBitch#1: I'm sorry "attempt" 😃

Cigarette: yes, we found blood traces a few ways off from the sunny and they were quite dire

Nico Robin: OUO -U- OnO

CashMoney: sounds sus to me

KarateBitch#1: fake

Mellorine: OxO

SniperKing: yeah ^

KarateBitch#2: Katakuri's like a fucking super soldier ON METH and you think just some splashies of blood is enough to write him off son? 🤡

KarateBitch#1: frfr the clownery is unreal tonight 🤡

Cigarette: YOU FUCKERS-

Cigarette: TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 17, 2022 ⏰

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