Belphie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Diavolo's birthday invitations.
Levi: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Belphie: "Diavolo's birthday".
Levi: So, what do they say instead?
Belphie: "Diavolo's bi".
Levi:
Levi: Works out either way.
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I'm not really sure what the characters' sexualities are. This book is made for fun.
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes
HumorThe quotes are from an incorrect quotes generator by Perchance. I basically put my name and the names of characters from Obey Me! and generated random quotes.
