You stood over my body after you hit me with a (gay) frying pan.
"Should I bust their kneecaps..?"
You thought as you gently picked up my body and started to raise the frying pan in order to bust my kneecaps, but I woke up just in time.
"WOAH DUDE, and I thought I was kinky-"
You were startled, but proceeded anyway.
"I was tryna bust your kneecaps, my bad."
You said with a bored face and monotone voice.
"Oh, ok. Yeah, go for it."
I said with a smile. You smiled back and started busting my kneecaps. It hurt, but you were the one doing it, so it was ok-
"They'll bust your kneecaps, ooh wop dee do wop dee do~"
I softly sang.
"I love that song."
I said as you bandaged my knees.
"I can tell."
You still held a hint of boredom in your voice.
"Well, damn partypooper."
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HumorIdk I've been writing so many regular fanfictions so here ya go, you probably don't actually want this but yeah 😃
