After that whole ordeal and you successfully bandaging my busted kneecaps, we played every Nintendo game ever known to man.
"Bruv you fuckin suck at playing Donkey Kong," you said to me adoringly.
"I know, babe," I said and when you heard the last word, you whipped your head to face me and slapped me as hard as you could.
"Consent, stupid bitch."
"May I call you babe?"
"...you may," you agreed, blushing grey.
"Damn babe, you a sexy grey~"
You saw me climbing like a cockroach on your bed and you quickly stomped on me, squishing my guts out of my shell.
"W-Wait...Author...I didn't mean to-"
You picked me up and shook my shoulders.
"SNAP.OUT.OF.IT"
When I didn't move, you gave up with a bored hum and a resting bitch face.
"Damn that's nasty."
You wiped my guts on the cover and my dead body is laying there, decomposing slowly.
You lived happily ever after with the less yappy me (my empty shell of a body).
The end.
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HumorIdk I've been writing so many regular fanfictions so here ya go, you probably don't actually want this but yeah 😃
