IM NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED STFU

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Hillary moaned Daddy Donalds name

"YES DADDY STICK IT IN THERE" Donald was finally ready for Hillary to suck his little Cheeto.

He pulled out and stuffed it in Hillarys mouth.

Here's the problem. Cheetos dissolve in water. And because Hillary's coochie was so dusty it wasnt wet.

Soon enough Donalds dick was gone.

"Holy shit donald"

"MY DICK OH NO"

they decided to go on a quest for a new Cheeto.

They walked from the USA to China. (Probably getting covid-)

They had no luck until they met bob Saget

"Hello im Bobbah sagyeet."

"Hello I'm daddy Donald." They shook hands.

"What do you needah?"

"A Cheeto dick"

"Okah"

Then they got a dick. On their way back to the USA an eagle named Kim Kardashian stole the dick and ate it

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