School's the stupidest thing ever! Especially during the zombie apocalypse!
Mr Weeden: okay class tonight you'll have two pages of homework! And remember to show work!
Me: bullshit
Mr Weeden: Come on Ethan! Homework is important!
Dom: it's worth five points!
Mr. Weeden: I know that! But it makes meh feel special when u do ur work
Me: creep
Mr. Weeden: okay Britney pass out the HW
Britney: Okay!
Me: whore
Britney: why does everyone hate meh *crawls in corner*
Jordan: because u a bitch
Britney: *cries louder*
Mr Weeden: okay Britney get out of the fucking corner and pass out the HW
Britney: okay *slowly passes out hw*
Me: this is a fucked up school
Dom: tell meh about it
Mr. Weeden: okay class see ya'll- *zombie comes out of nowhere and eats him*
Me: *pulls out phone* gotta record this shit
Everyone else: AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs out of room*
Me: Damnit why I do I gotta follow the majority *runs out room*
Breanna: Ethan there be zombies everywhere
Me: I know! Isn't fucking amazing?!
Breanna: my friend died...
Me: bitch u depressing
Breanna: fine I'll go *runs into zombie* fuck dis shit *runs in opposite direction*
Me: ughhhh I need to get the fuck outta here *runs to nearest exit*
YOU ARE READING
My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
