CHAPTER 4

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Chapter 4

Jordan's P.O.V.

           

            Glitter it had to be glitter. Did I mention that I am terrified of glitter. "Fine, Magnus you may begin. I'm not going to back  out like, Jace.", I say.

            Magnus says, "Stand in the middle of the floor."

            "Okay", I say.

            Then I feel pounds and pounds of glitter drop on me. I crumple to  the ground and rock back and forth saying, "Mommy Mommy Mommy."
            Maia walks over and holds me.

Jace's P.O.V.

 

            Wow Jordan is terrified of glitter. I knew he was scared but, not terrified. "Wow Jordan your terrified of glitter", I say.

            "Ya you think", he says.

Maia's P.O.V.

           

            My poor baby. I am going to kill Jace. "Jace you are so dead", I say.

            Jordan quietly says, "Don't murder him Maia. I am fine now."

            "Okay, Jordan" , I say.

Jordan's P.O.V.

 

            Alec says, "Can we continue playing?"

            "Ya truth or dare Izzy?'', I say.

            "Dare", she says.

            "I dare you and Clary to sing and dance for us", I say.

            "Okay", she says.

WAS going to end it here but, I'm nice... sometimes.

 

Izzy's P.O.V.

 

            Clary and I have Simon get are sound system set up while we get ready.

           

                                                *after they are ready*    

 

            "Ready Clary?", I say.

            "Ya", she says.

            Then Uptown Funk starts playing.

This hit
That ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin', while in
Livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty

I'm too hot

Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch (Come on)

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio! Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar o' Skippy

I'm too hot
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot
say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
Girl said your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch (come on)

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Before we leave
Let me tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up

Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch (come on)


Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)

Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up
Aaaaaaow!

            "Wow you guys sing good together", says Jordan.

            "Thanks", Clary and I say.

            "Maggie, truth or dare?", I say.

            He says, "Dare."

            "Full on make out session with Jace for 10 min", I say

-Disclaimer- Do not own Uptown Funk. Bold is together, Italics Izzy, Normal Clary.

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