Head-canons for this fanfic:
- terushima cant actually handle alcohol for shit but many thinks he can so he tends to prove himself he can during parties and ends up knockout + not actaully a fuckboy but just flirts a lot and many admires for being hot.
- Kenma (maybe akaashi too) can be confident or flirtatious as a joke with very close friends, unless you're he's crush—
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Shirabu's POV
Private Message with "Bowl-Cut Brat"
Bowl-Cut Brat:
Henlo shirabu-senpai!!! :D
You:
Wtf do you want , Goshiki?
Bowl-Cut Brat:
Can I ask you a question?(๑･̑◡･̑๑)
You:
No.
Bowl-Cut Brat:
EH? PLEAASE , SHIRABU SAN😰😰😰
You:
Fucking fine
What is it?
Bowl-cut:
So i wonder,, are you and yahaba-san dating?
You:
AHDHSHSHSHAHSBD WHAT?
YOURE JOKING RIGHT?
Bowl-cut:
Whats so funny:(
You:
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No, yahaba and I arent dating 😃
Bowl-cut:
OKAYYY!!!
THANKS SHIRABU - SAN
You:
Yeah yeah whatever
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Private Chat with "nintendo"
nintendo:
HEEEY SHIRABUUU
You:
Oh god...
What is it, tendo san?
nintendo:
SO I HAVE A QUESTIOOON
You:
Sure sure , what is it?
nintedo:
SOOOO are you and oikawa's little student dating?
You:
Which student? Yahaba?
nintendo:
YESYES, CREAMPUFF :;(∩'﹏'∩);:
You:
Wtf, no were not? Why does many think that?
nintedo:
OHHH I SEE
YOU GUYS JUST SEEM TO FLIRT A LOT HONESTLY
Seen
nintedo:
SHIRAABUUUYU STOP SEENZONNING MEEEEE
Seen
nintendo:
The disrespect💔
Seen
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Private chat with "Ushijima - senpai"
Ushijima - senpai:
Hello, Shirabu
You:
Yes, ushijima san?
Ushijima - senpai:
May i ask a question?
You:
Ushjima san, i respect you a lot, but if its about me and yahaba from sejioh dating, were not.
Ushijima - senpai:
Oh
Thank you Shirabu, have a nice gay.
Day**
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Private message with "Taichi's hoe"
Taichi's hoe:
HeyYy mY faVorite koHai!!!
You:
Yahaba and I aren't dating.
Taichi's hoe:
HOW DID YOU KNOW—
You:
Fuck off, yagamata-san
Taichi's hoe:
WTF😭😭😭
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Private message "Semi❣️"
Semi❣️:
Oi brat
You:
If its about me and yahaba, no we are not dating.
Semi❣️:
Tf how did you know🧍
You:
Well about for people already asked, you're late to the party, semi-san 🙄
Semi❣️:
hEY be more respectful to your upperclassman!
You:
What is there to respect about you?
Semi❣️:
Theres a lot to respect about me. And shut up i know you love me😌
Seen
Semi❣️:
Shirabu?
Dont seen me now>:(
SHIRABU!!/!;!:!
Oi bRAT!!
You:
Don't just say shit like that
Semi❣️:
Like what?
You:
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Fucking dumbass
Semi❣️:
OH FUCK YOU🖕
You:
🖕
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'Fuck'
Shirabu tightly clutches his phone and arms shaking as he stares to the screen of his phone. He was alone in dorm, supposedly studying until his dumb — minus ushijima due to high respects for the ace — decides to ask him about his relationship with his best friend from another school.
Its no surprise people thought that but god he thought semi knew about his little crush on him.
'Fuck you , semi san. What are you doing to me'
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