*One day at my house..."
Me: Man, that girl never knows how to quit... At least I can relax now.
*I get a phone call from Maya*
Me: Oh? Wonder what this is all about. *answers the call* Hey babe, what's up?
Maya: Hi sweetie! I've got big news! Our friends from the Tekken realm are having a bowling night, and we're invited! Wanna go?
Me: Really? Sweet, of course I'll go! Where's the location?
Maya: It's at the bowling alley in Authoria City!
Me: Alright, I'll be there shortly. See ya there, Maya! Love you!
Maya: Love you too, sweetie!
*I hang up*
Me: It's been a long time since we've been with most of our friends from the Tekken realm. Welp, time to get ready!
*After I get dressed for the event, I get on my motorcycle and head to Authoria City. Then I park at the Bowling Alley.*
Me: There it is...
*I head inside and start my search for my buddies*
Me: Alright, time to find them.
*As I look around for anyone I know, I overhear Esdeath's voice*
Esdeath: To think that bastard got into Smash...
Me: Wait, that's Esdeath!
*I run over to where I heard Esdeath's voice, and then I find the gang sitting somewhere*
Me: Hey guys!
Paul: Ay! It's the man himself! *gives me a hard pat at the back*
Me: Hey Paul!
Lars: Ah, Durand! Glad you could make it!
Me: Hey there, Lars! Been a while! *we high five each other*
Maya: So glad you came, sweetie!
Me: Of course! How could I pass up an opportunity like this?
Esdeath: Durand, my love! *kisses me on the lips, then grabs my face and stuffs it in her breasts*
Me: Goddammit, not again!
Maya: Esdeath...
Me: Ugh... Anyways, Asuka ain't here, is she?
Lincoln: She was supposed to be here, but she seems to be running late. Along with Jin and Xiaoyu...
Me: Well that's somewhat reassuring to hear...
*Suddenly, Jin, Xiaoyu and Asuka barge in while riding Panda*
Lincoln: Huh. Speak of the Devil Gene.
Me: (in my mind)
