𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘//𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

Fire Crotch tries to square up

(20 days till the next Greenie)

I woke up early the next morning perfectly peaceful and in an incredible mood. That was until everything from the night previous came flooding back to me. I heard the door click open and light invaded my tiny home. Newt stepped into the doorway. "Noooo." I groaned. "If you're here that means I have to go outside and-" I shuddered dramatically. "Deal with things."

"What'd you do now Greenie." Newt asked, waiting to hear the worst. I audibly sighed and got up.

"Turns out you were right you twit." I thought about Zart's face from last night. "Zart does have a crush on me or something." Newt gave me an I-told-you-so look.

"I told you slinthead." We exited the closet, braving the real world. "I told yoou." He sang smiling.

"Shut up orphan." I grumbled, heading for the bathroom.

"See you at breakfast." Newt chuckled annoyingly.

"Yeah yeah." I closed the door.
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"I love waffles Fry!" I could hear Chuck's voice even from behind the kitchen. I peaked over to see if I could see Zart.

"What are you doing?" I yelped and whipped my head around to find Gally next to me.

"What the fuck Gally!" I whisper shouted. "Jesus Christ you scared me!"

"Sorry." He said unapologetically. "So what are you doing?"

"I'm trying to get some food but I have to avoid someone." I hissed, peaking over again. Gally rolled his eyes and headed straight for the kitchen. I watched him do a handshake with Frypan. They talked for a minute or two and Gally seemed strangely less pissed off then usual. He returned with two plates.

"Here." He shoved a plate into my hands. "Don't say I never did nothin' for you." I was shocked from his niceties.

"Uh thanks Gally."

"Alright I'm gonna go eat. Like a regular person, with everyone else." He said gruffly.

"Okay, see ya later." He turned around stiffly and made his way towards the builders. That boy was perpetually strange. He made absolutely no sense. I kind of liked messing with him though, I can't deny that. I ended up eating my food in the homesteads living room.
Newt found me just as I'd finished.

"So you know how you like the medjack room so much."

"Yeah?" I replied, suspicious of Newt.

"We'll then it's your bloody lucky day." He snatched my plate away from me. "Cuz that's exactly where you're gonna be working today."

"Lucky me." I got off the couch and Newt motioned for me to go upstairs. I skipped over every other stair and found myself in the medjack room. Clint and Jeff were nice enough, we'd already been pretty familiar from the two times they took care of me. They explained where the band aids, antiseptic, and odds and ends were.

Jeff said they needed to go get some of the fresh medjack supplies and take inventory downstairs. This left me all alone sitting in a stiff wooden chair. At least I was alone, until a boy popped up in the doorway. His eyes were all buggish as he stared at me. Peaking my head around to see down the hallway I saw another boy, and then another boy, and then another boy.

"Ugh." I groaned, smacking my head with my hand. "I didn't know I was going to have to be around people." I looked them up and down. "What do you want?" The boy woofishly grinned, stepping right in.