You guys told me that the big white chair white chair where I do my business is called a "toilet", and the the room where the toilet and "shower" as you say is called a "bathroom". Anyway I was using the toilet when I hear a "plop!" When I look I see a very long poop, it was very big and long also it was purple. it looked like I ate a unicorn, because it looked like a unicorn.
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Selp-Helf
HumorAlthough Miranda's new "Selp-Helf" hasn't come out yet, I will be making my own from the things she has shared and ones I have made myself. I hope you Enjoy! :) NOTE: This is NOT the real book. #spon for the good! Go buy Selp-Help which is now out...