*intense crying*
I just lost my v card and now he is taken away. *cries more* we were having such fun and that woman who I pleased is now destroying my love life. I hate her.
I cry more and more. My life is ending. I decide to end it there and then. I jump off the shelf and land on the floorboards. I feel the dent on my chest. I start screaming st the large bookshelf.
"TIP OVERR!!!" I shriek.
The book shelf shrugs and then leans forwards. I watch in happiness as the book shelf comes to kill me to death.
