Party tips

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Politicians want to be eyeball to eyeball and belly to
belly with their constituents. Like any big winner well
versed in the science of proxemics and spatial
relationships, they know any object except their belt
buckle has the effect of a brick wall between two
people. Therefore they never hold food or drink at a
party.
Come to munch or come to mingle. But do not
expect to do both. Like a good politician, chow down
before you come.

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