* *: Narrator/Voice-off
*It is now formed, our three adventurers, on their quest to defeat the Dark Lord...*
Jojo: Money !
*Our brave...*
Giratina: Money !
*S... S- Selfless heroes...*
Sans: MONEY !!
*Oh for fuck's sake ! Could you at least allow me to try and give you an image of proper heroes ?!*
Jojo: Can you see the number of enemies we've encountered so far ?
Sans: That's the number of fucks we give right now.
Giratina: Hey, I see the chest !
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Giratina: That sure is some big-ass chest...
Sans: Who knows what amount of treasures could be in here ? Quick, open it !
*Click*
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Jojo: ... ... ... Okay. Okay... So, a chest in the middle of nowhere, in which we could easily all fit... Contained but a single frying pan... ?
Giratina: Well, I sure ain't complaining. I call dibs !
Jojo: I don't think any of use could use it... And speaking of using it...
*Encountered three Goblins !*
Sans: Does that mean we give three fucks now ?
Jojo: Maybe. HAH !
*First assist: Praise !*
Giratina: Not half-bad, heh ?
Jojo: And trust me, you've seen nothing yet !
Sans: Okay, so taking the path to the right wasn't as profitable as we expected. We take the left one now ?
Jojo: Kinda forced. We need to if we want to rescue all the faces.
