* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Darkness: ... So Issei is safe... That is a relief ! Please accept this reward.
*KA-CHING*
Darkness: W... What was that noise... ?
Jojo: Oh sorry. That's just what happens whenever we receive a remotely large amount of money. Nothing to worry about, really.
Darkness: I- I see...
DIO: Now, now, my child...
Staff: DIO-Sam- Hmmmmmgh !
Jojo: Shhhhhhhh, let yourself drift in the sweet embrace of unconsciousness and be liberated at the cold hands of death~.
DIO: You must forget about that Issei chap. You are betrothed to prince Motoyasu after all ! Is that clear ? *Chomp chomp chomp*
Darkness: ... ... But father...
Jojo: ... Okay, he's gone.
*PLARF*
Staff: Haa... Haa... Haa... Did he just say... "Prince Motoyasu" ?!
Sans: Ah ? Finally meeting one from your place ?
Staff: Really, if talk by important characters, there aren't a lot... And it had to be him...
Giratina: Who's he ?
Staff: My Issei, in short.
Giratina: Oh.
DIO: Ah, adventurers. The princess's fiancé should be on his way. Since you're here, would you mind seeing him to the castle ?
Staff: ... ... N-
Sans: Yes.
DIO: Much obliged ! The princess' fiancé is from yonder kingdom. He should be waiting at the arid frontier. Could you head for the frontier ? *Munch Munch*
Giratina: Been there, done that.
Sans: Oh come on !
Jojo: Well, at least the trip should be shorter this time... Hopefully.
Giratina: He said, a few hours ago.
Jojo: Okay, I strongly need an explanation here. We already made our way through to the frontier, how the HELL ARE WE LOST ?! Did someone let Sans with the map again ?!
Staff: You think we'd make that mistake twice ? Really ?
Giratina: Because we... Kinda did...
Sans: Don't worry guys ! I just need to find the boulder that looked like a banana, Then we're out !
Jojo: ... I'll hang your lifeless corpses as signs so no one ever gets lost after that... How did he even lost us ? Take right at the forest's entrance, then right again at the ravine, it's not that hard !
Sans: ... ... ... ... Right ? Twice ?
Staff: Apparently it is that difficult.
Jojo: ... ... ...
Sans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!
Jojo: SANS !! WHAT DO YOUR DUMBASS EYES SEE ?!
Sans: MY IMMINENT DEATH ONCE I COME DOWN !!
Jojo: ... OKAY, BUT BESIDES THAT ?!
Sans: I'M SORRY OKAY ?! BUT... I SEE SOMETHING GOLDEN AND SHINY ON THE PATH UP AHEAD !!
