Homophobic Syd
A Screenplay by gauylord
EXT. HELL - AFTERNOON
GAy Hunter MR DEAN WINCHESTER is arguing with Hot TVA MR. MOBIUS MOBIUS. DEAN tries to hug MOBIUS but he shakes him off.
DEAN
Please Mobius, don't leave me.
MOBIUS
I'm sorry Dean, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
DEAN
I am such a person!
MOBIUS frowns.
MOBIUS
I'm sorry, Dean. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
MOBIUS leaves.
DEAN sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Fruity Hunter MR SAM WINCHESTER barges in looking flustered.
DEAN
Goodness, Sam! Is everything okay?SAM
I'm afraid not.DEAN
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...SAM
It's ... a syd ... I saw an evil syd terrorise a bunch of baby birds!DEAN
Defenseless baby birds?SAM
Yes, defenseless baby birds!DEAN
Bloomin' heck, Sam! We've got to do something.SAMI agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.DEAN
You can start by telling me where this happened.SAM
I was...
SAM fans himself and begins to wheeze.
DEAN
Focus Sam, focus! Where did it happen?SAM
Disney World! That's right - Disney World!
DEAN springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
DEAN rushes along the street, followed by SAM. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. DISNEY WORLD - SHORTLY AFTER
MADI SWISS CHEESE a Homophobic syd terrorises two baby birds.
DEAN, closely followed by SAM, rushes towards MADI, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
SAM
What is is? What's the matter?DEAN
That's not just any old syd, that's Madi Swiss Cheese!SAM
Who's Madi Swiss Cheese?
DEAN
Who's Madi Swiss Cheese? Who's Madi Swiss Cheese? Only the most Homophobic syd in the universe!SAM
Blinkin' knickers, Dean! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Homophobic syd in the universe!DEAN
You can say that again.SAM
Blinkin' knickers, Dean! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Homophobic syd in the universe!DEAN
I'm going to need dagger, lots of dagger.
Madi turns and sees Dean and Sam. She grins an evil grin.
MADI
Dean Winchester, we meet again.SAM
You've met?
DEAN
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young DEAN is sitting in a park listening to some jazz music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees MADI. He takes off his headphones.
MADI
Would you like some gummys?
DEAN's eyes light up, but then he studies MADI more closely, and looks uneasy.
