BSD | Ship Reactions | Feat. Agency and Mafia

OdaZai | Odasaku x Dazai | Feat. Odasaku

 I am not using the symbols anymore because it is too much work. Sorry lamo-

Well here were are yet again with wnother Bungou Stray Dogs' ship reaction-

Dazai: Kindly tell me why the FUCK is that the title?

Atsushi: Dazai calm yourself-

Chuuya: *angry chihuahua noises*

Ranpo: Well he seems jealous-

Chuuya: I AM NOT JEALOUS BASTARD!

Atsushi: Hey don't cuss!

Mori: Yes mind your language-

Chuuya: Fuck you-

Mori: Chuuya Nakahara.

Well this is turning out to be great-

Dazai: Well you DID chose this ship as the next one to react to!!!!

Alright fair point there Dazai-san....

Gin: Why though? Why of all ships, this one?

Higuchi: I ask the same question.

I had no other ideas.

Also I was bored as heck.

Chuuya: AKUTAGAWA NO DINNER-

Atsushi: Hey you better give him something to eat! *Angry Atsu noises*

Chuuya: NO. THIS IS WHAT HE DESERVES!

Dazai: Oda is like a dad to me *crying*

Kunikida: Wow you made the idiot cry Akutagawa. 

Dazai-san i am sorry-

Dazai: It is too late. Damage has already been done *crying intensifies*

Fukuzawa: Dazai please don't ruin the floors. 

Dazai: Why is that the only thing you are caring about President?????

Fukuzawa: Because this is the Agency's area.

Heh.

Atsushi: Why chose our location though?

Mori: Simple. We don't wanna clean up after any bloodshed- 

Kunikida: Now you seem really lazy-

Mori: Oh trust me, Elise-chan IS-

Gin: naaah it is you Mori-san-

Mori: GIN!

Chuuya: *still an angry puppy*

Dazai: *pets Chuuya* Its ok Puppy-

Chuuya: Don't call me puppy! *angry intensifies*

Dazai: ok.....

*a sudden knock on the door his heard*

Dazai *stops crying and tilts head* Wait........

Opens the door*

Dazai: *screams of happiness* ODASAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odasaku: *walks in very confused* How am I alive....?

Dazai: Doesn't matter! Yay my dad is back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odasaku: *looks at screen* Wtf is this?????

Chuuya: Evil stuff-

Odasaku: What is OdaZai?