LEAGUE.OF.RATS
Patchwork:
SHUT UP YOU CRUSTY DUSTY ASS BITCH!Chapstick:
WANNA GO, HM? I'LL FUCKING DISINTEGRATE YOUR UGLY ASS BURNED BODY!Dracula:
YOUR NOT HELPING DABI! CALM DOWN SHIGGY!Legal?No:
Yez, what the fuck happened?Chapstick:
Oh hi Y/n! How are you doing?Legal?No:
Ok? That's scary.
What do you want?Chapstick:
Nothing? Can't i be nice to someone?MagicMan:
Shigaraki, pardon my interruption in this lovely conversation you two have, but you were just throwing a tantrum and now you're suddenly calm and nice. I don't think that's normal.Chapstick:
BE FUCKING QUIET COMPRESS! I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW IT GOES WITH MY FUCKING SIBLING!Legal?No:
I left an Eraserhead plushy and artist gloves for you. Their in my old room.Chapstick:
Seriously? THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!Legal?No:
Did you know that you can see the dorms from the school itself?Dracula:
HAVE YOU SEEN IZUKU YET? ITS BORING HERE OVER WITH THE YAKUZA!Chapstick:
I'm lucky that i'm not you.Twice:
Overhaul found out about this chat and wants to be in it till our deal is off.
FUCK OVERHAUL!Legal?No:
FUCK OVERHAUL!Chapstick:
Fine, add him i guess.
FUCK OVERHAUL!Twice added Overhaul
Patchwork:
FUCK OVERHAUL;)Legal?No:
DABI! STOP! I'M GOING TO NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK MY LAUGHING IF YOU CONTINUEPatchwork:
I know it makes you turned on;)Legal?No:
I'm not a light switch?Patchwork:
CMON! LEMME BE PROUD OF MY PICKUP LINES ALEAST ONE TIME:(Chapstick:
Hit on them one more time and no one will find your body, neither the pile of dust.Overhaul:
Who's the illegal one?Legal?No:
Me! I'm illegal, or technically not anymore.Chapstick:
WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? I GOTTA THANK YOU FOR THE PLUSHY AND THE GLOVES!Legal?No:
I LEFT YESTERDAY AND YOU ALREADY MISS ME?! I knew Dabi prob would miss me already, but you Tomu? I'M SUPRISED!Dracula:
Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNN! LEMME SWITCH WITH YOUUUUUUUUULegal?No:
JUST ASK TOMU TO TRADE YOUChapstick:
I SAID I'M SORRY!Legal?No:
Stop saying sorry, i've got a dad (maybe two?) and two hot aunts.Overhaul:
Who's these Aunts?Legal?No:
Midnight and Mirko:)Patchwork:
Damn, you're right when you say you have hot aunts.Legal?No:
I know.Overhaul:
So the League have a spy, huh?Legal?No:
Yup, but Dabi and me are the only ones who have contact with him.Overhaul:
It isnt you?Dracula:
THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE CONTACT WITH HIM IS BECAUSE HE WANTED CHICKEN NUGGETS.Chapstick:
Don't forget he's Dabi's... y'know.Legal?No:
Fuck partner?Chapstick:
Mhm...Overhaul:
Disgusting.Patchwork:
Reminder: Put overhaul on the fuck partner list.Chapstick:
THIS ISNT A REMINDER APP! IDFJEJEJFIEIOverhaul:
What the fuck..Patchwork:
Reminder: Find blackmail on The hawks wannabe.Legal?No:
QOAOEJEJSABEJEJRU HAWKS WANNABE. PLEASE! I'M CRYING!
THANKFULLY DABI'S ALEAST USEFUL FOR ONCE.Patchwork:
Reminder: Kidnap and torture Y/n till they're useful.Legal?No:
WHAT THE FUCK-
Reminder: Tell the pro heroes Dabi's location.Patchwork:
Reminder: Kill all the heroes and kidnap y/nChapstick:
Y/n...
Dabi's using your name and not the nickname..Legal?No:
OH SHIT-Patchwork:
You better run>:)Overhaul:
What have i gotten myself into..Legal?No:
Idk but gtg, my aunts are taking me shopping. Bye, i'll miss y'all (Not you Overhaul lol)
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