16. fuck overhaul

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LEAGUE

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LEAGUE.OF.RATS

Patchwork:
SHUT UP YOU CRUSTY DUSTY ASS BITCH!

Chapstick:
WANNA GO, HM? I'LL FUCKING DISINTEGRATE YOUR UGLY ASS BURNED BODY!

Dracula:
YOUR NOT HELPING DABI! CALM DOWN SHIGGY!

Legal?No:
Yez, what the fuck happened?

Chapstick:
Oh hi Y/n! How are you doing?

Legal?No:
Ok? That's scary.
What do you want?

Chapstick:
Nothing? Can't i be nice to someone?

MagicMan:
Shigaraki, pardon my interruption in this lovely conversation you two have, but you were just throwing a tantrum and now you're suddenly calm and nice. I don't think that's normal.

Chapstick:
BE FUCKING QUIET COMPRESS! I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW IT GOES WITH MY FUCKING SIBLING!

Legal?No:
I left an Eraserhead plushy and artist gloves for you. Their in my old room.

Chapstick:
Seriously? THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!

Legal?No:
Did you know that you can see the dorms from the school itself?

Dracula:
HAVE YOU SEEN IZUKU YET? ITS BORING HERE OVER WITH THE YAKUZA!

Chapstick:
I'm lucky that i'm not you.

Twice:
Overhaul found out about this chat and wants to be in it till our deal is off.
FUCK OVERHAUL!

Legal?No:
FUCK OVERHAUL!

Chapstick:
Fine, add him i guess.
FUCK OVERHAUL!

Twice added Overhaul

Patchwork:
FUCK OVERHAUL;)

Legal?No:
DABI! STOP! I'M GOING TO NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK MY LAUGHING IF YOU CONTINUE

Patchwork:
I know it makes you turned on;)

Legal?No:
I'm not a light switch?

Patchwork:
CMON! LEMME BE PROUD OF MY PICKUP LINES ALEAST ONE TIME:(

Chapstick:
Hit on them one more time and no one will find your body, neither the pile of dust.

Overhaul:
Who's the illegal one?

Legal?No:
Me! I'm illegal, or technically not anymore.

Chapstick:
WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? I GOTTA THANK YOU FOR THE PLUSHY AND THE GLOVES!

Legal?No:
I LEFT YESTERDAY AND YOU ALREADY MISS ME?! I knew Dabi prob would miss me already, but you Tomu? I'M SUPRISED!

Dracula:
Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNN! LEMME SWITCH WITH YOUUUUUUUUU

Legal?No:
JUST ASK TOMU TO TRADE YOU

Chapstick:
I SAID I'M SORRY!

Legal?No:
Stop saying sorry, i've got a dad (maybe two?) and two hot aunts.

Overhaul:
Who's these Aunts?

Legal?No:
Midnight and Mirko:)

Patchwork:
Damn, you're right when you say you have hot aunts.

Legal?No:
I know.

Overhaul:
So the League have a spy, huh?

Legal?No:
Yup, but Dabi and me are the only ones who have contact with him.

Overhaul:
It isnt you?

Dracula:
THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE CONTACT WITH HIM IS BECAUSE HE WANTED CHICKEN NUGGETS.

Chapstick:
Don't forget he's Dabi's... y'know.

Legal?No:
Fuck partner?

Chapstick:
Mhm...

Overhaul:
Disgusting.

Patchwork:
Reminder: Put overhaul on the fuck partner list.

Chapstick:
THIS ISNT A REMINDER APP! IDFJEJEJFIEI

Overhaul:
What the fuck..

Patchwork:
Reminder: Find blackmail on The hawks wannabe.

Legal?No:
QOAOEJEJSABEJEJRU HAWKS WANNABE. PLEASE! I'M CRYING!
THANKFULLY DABI'S ALEAST USEFUL FOR ONCE.

Patchwork:
Reminder: Kidnap and torture Y/n till they're useful.

Legal?No:
WHAT THE FUCK-
Reminder: Tell the pro heroes Dabi's location.

Patchwork:
Reminder: Kill all the heroes and kidnap y/n

Chapstick:
Y/n...
Dabi's using your name and not the nickname..

Legal?No:
OH SHIT-

Patchwork:
You better run>:)

Overhaul:
What have i gotten myself into..

Legal?No:
Idk but gtg, my aunts are taking me shopping. Bye, i'll miss y'all (Not you Overhaul lol)

 Bye, i'll miss y'all (Not you Overhaul lol)

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