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48. a real chapter for once

class1-a

royal guard:
yo
long time no see
eh or texting ig

iceandfirewhore:
where have you been?
i heard that you would come to ua

royal guard:
oh yeah lmao
i forgot ab that
i found a random group of people and just kinda joined them
and since then i've been busy writing a shrek x reader

broke bitch:
ehh..
shrek x reader?
why?

royal guard:
y not
he's kinda hot

sparklingbitch:
y/n's right
he's hot
i'ma need that link tho

royal guard:
on it
https://www.wattpad.com/loving-you-shrek-x-reader/ynlovsnagant

acid queen:
the link doesn't work

royal guard:
ik
i literally wrot the link for hand

tape 4life:
i want the real link

royal guard:
i'll do u it
dm*

sparklingbitch:
y/n sliding in those dms
WAIT ITS NOT MY DMS
Y/NNNNNNN

tape 4life:
damn this is good asf
new favorite fanfic

royal guard:
i used my amasing stiting skills

microwave explosion:
you can't even write amazing and writing right

royal guard:
shushhhh
at least i don't write 'tch'

microwave explosion:
when the fuck did i do that?

royal guard:
when you introduced yourself

sparklingbitch:
pls
pls
pleaseeeee
send the link

royal guard:
fine
https://www.wattpad.com/loving-you-shrek-x-reader/ynlovsnagant
that's the real one

acid queen:
damn
that's some good asf writing skills tho

royal guard:
tyty
i used like five minutes on it

sparklingbitch:
i
what
how

microwave explosion:
it's shitty asf

royal guard:
nah
ur just jealous
that i'm hot n ur not

microwave explosion:
yeah right
that was sarcasm if you didn't get that with you lack of brain cells

royal guard:
getting bullied by a pomeranian
#sad #emo #brockenheart #noneunderstands #gayships #blankets

acid queen:
*gasp*!!!
don't bully them
y/n protection squad in motion

royal guard:
THATS THE WORD
I FORGOT HOW TO WRITE MOTION AND IT ANNOYED TF OUT OF ME
LIKE I HADE TO TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE PLOT BC OF ONE WORD

tape 4life:
wow

royal guard:
now i gtg write more
bye
if
ig+
**
idk