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57. 6 feet underneath

LEAGUE.OF.RATS

royal guard:
if i wrote a book
and published it
would any of you read it

bisexual disaster:
yeah!

blueflamewhore:
no
why would you even publish a book

royal guard:
i'm not planning on doing it
it was just a random thought i had

blueflamewhore:
well i won't read it

royal guard:
🖕

blueflamewhore:
🖕

best villain:
sure
i'll read it

twice:
yeah!
no!

royal guard:
who changed your name this time🤨

royal guard changed twice to deadpool knockoff(don't change)

deadpool knockoff(don't change):
thank you y/n!
fuck you!

best villain:
what would you call the book?

royal guard:
idk
uh
the tree attack

blueflamewhore:
🤨
explain

royal guard:
everything was normal until a tree started attacking humans

blueflamewhore:
a tree
attacking a human
🤨
how tf

royal guard:
yes now shut up peasant

blueflamewhore:
😶

royal guard:
and then it spread around the entire world
trees were attacking the humans
everyone tried to cut the trees down but it just made them angrier
lots of people died because of the trees
and it was super tragic

best villain:
my parents died because of the trees😔

royal guard:
no yours died bc you manifested your quirk

best villain:
💀

royal guard:
that's your entire family i see
🪦

bisexual disaster:
where are they now?

royal guard:
6 feet underneath

bisexual disaster:
HAHAHAHASH WHAT

royal guard:
oh wait
nvm
they're chilling on top of tomu bc he carried their hands everywhere with him

blueflamewhore:
i'm dying💀

royal guard:
not your first time

best villain:
WHAT PFFT

royal guard:
i killed him
and revived him later

bisexual disaster:
why?

royal guard:
🤷‍♀️

blueflamewhore:
🤨

royal guard:
dabi is annoying

blueflamewhore:
thanks 😐

royal guard:
your welcome<3