WHAT IN THE MINX

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Minx: THEN i'd take you on a boat and give you a flower that has the water spray in it and-

_____:WOMENNENNnNNNNNN

Y/n-Techno:God

Austin: HELOOOOO TOMMmMMyinNTTt

Tommy:EYYYYY BIG MANNN

Wilbur: TECHnOOOooOoo

Techno:why

Tommy: we are here to help you find someone HOt AND INTRESTINg

Minx: good thing I came today then

Tommy: oh, I said intresting

MinX: WhATT The ToMyzydbdb

Y/n: Stop bullying my gf

Minx:Y/n <3

Y/n: Minx<3

Kacey: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Austin: Let's move on pls<\3 Techno, What your question?

Technoblade: If you could travel anywhere you wanted to, where would it be and would you take me too?:p

Niki: I'd travel to go visit my family and bring you along and then we could go to a cafe:0

Wilbur: NIKI CHOSE HOSTTRUHT

Niki: WILBURRRRFJFJ

Y/n: I'd go anywhere if you were coming with me just to be by your side<3

Technoblush

TomMY:SiMpPPppP

Minx: YOUR A CHILDFJFJRYOULITTLECHILDSTOPBULLUINGHER(your a child, stop bullying her.)

Austin: OkAyY well which one sounded the best techno?

Technobabe: well it's true I don't like to go outside, I could burn since I'm a Minecraft streamer but it's important to wanna be with the ones you love and wanna share your life with them.

(Random girl) Becca: Yea but sometimes you need alone time for other thinGgssgg, after my many husbands I've figured men hate women talking about themselves so simply just go alone_/-.-\_

Minx: WHERES THE LOVE IN THATTSG

Tommyinniter: WOMENNDND ARE  COOL

Y/n: You definitely been around the people if you think men need to be left alone cause of women, not the poggest.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Austin: Ok and after that round, techno will choose bottom three.

^TIMESKIP^

Austin: and ladies and gentlemen the bottom three are....

MINX, KACEY, BECCA!!!!
What would you guys like to say?

Minx: AGAIANDBDNJD

KACEY: I was just too cool ✌🏼

Becca: techno I love you pls don't

'Barf'

Techno: I'm not good at rejecting one girl and now I have to reject more then one:/

Austin: ALRIGHT! AND THE PERSON THAT WILL BE LEAVING IS......

BECCAAAAAA

Becca: that's terrible I was doing good, don't worry techno I'll slide into your dm later;)

*Becca left*

Tommy: I SAID INTRESTING NOT CREEPY

Techno:pls don't dm me😥

Austin: ALRIGHT MOVING ONNNN, will you have a question for our ladies?

Wilbur: why yes I do, women what's your best pickup line?

Niki: uH, is your hand heavy I can hold it for you;)

Tommy: DENIED

Minx: I'd sure love to slap ya with a stick;)

Techno: violence?

Y/n: I don't think she meant it like that lol

Kacey: Are you an apple cause your one fineappleee;)

Wilbur: That's not the correct sentence-

Kacey:IM TRYING

Y/n: is your name technoblade? Cause I'd rather it be my technobabe;)))

Techno:*heh* too cheesy

Y/n: you laughed doe 🥵

Techno: that was simply not me

*Y/n mutes herself from the call*
"Alright baddies we know he laughed so clip it and post it and make it known!"
*Y/n unmutes*
Y/n: It's known now technoooO

Techno: hmm incorrect;)

Minx: STOP FLERTING WITHH MY GF

Austin: YOUR HERE TO WIN HIS LOVE NOT GO ON A DATE WITH YOUR GF MINX

Y/n: sorry minx, my heart belongs to another:(

Minx: Y/nNan noooOooOoOooO
*MINX LEAVES CALL*

(Random girl)Kelly: Is she out????

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