It was 12:00pm, time for Mike to start his shift. It was his second night here at Freddy's Pizzeria. He noticed that something weird was going on. None of the animatronics were moving, and BB dindn't say "HI" to Mike. Mike was cunfuzzeled.
Mike:Jejshhdhshshdgxjsiehgxksjgd ju cidhhsgfhdjdjjshsusj FUCKDAPOLICE dhhsjsgxhsjhsgdhwjhgdgshsjhsgsyshsghwgsgdgsg.
Mike started to rage. As you can see. Then he saw something that made him laugh his toochi off.
Mike: Are you *snort* kidding *snort* me!!!???
Hahahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahahahhaha!!!
Mike laughed so much he fell of his chair, the tablet with him, and started to hold his stomach. He stopped laughing when he heard robotic footsteps near the left door.
Mike:...............
???:Defuq wrong wit chu?
Mike looked up, and scared. Once he saw Foxy he started screaming.
Mike:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
GTFO DOOD!
Foxy:But....but mam.....i want pizza....
Mike:I ain't yo mam.
Chica then came in from the right door.
Chica:Wats up peoplez.
Mike:ARE U KIDDING ME???!!!
Foxy:I IZ SHO FAB!!!
Chica and Mike turned to see Foxy dressed in a tutu.
Chica:You're drunk!
Foxy:You're sexy!
Mike:PPPFFFFFF!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
Freddy:Wat da faq is going on here?
Mike:Some weird shiz. I dunno.
Bonnie:HELLERRRR
\(^-^)/
Vas happening?
Foxy & Chica:A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM!
Freddy:SHADUP U TWO!
Foxy:YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! AND LET ME TELL U SOMETHING! Stupid fucking ass...noodle head...
Mike:WAT DA FAQ IS HAPPENING????!?!?!?
Bonnie:Welcome to Freddy's Spagheteria! Where we torture the night guard, and eat children!
*ding dong*
*Children clapping and cheering*
Mike:YAS BIACHHHHH
MA SHIFT IF OVER!
NOW GO EAT AS MANY CHILDREN U WANT 'CAUSE I DONT FUCK WIT CHU!
Welp this was fun to make....
Bai peoplez.
-Jenny-Out-Bruh-
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