Five Nights At Freddy's-On Crack

WHY DO I STILL WORK HERE?!

It was Mike's third night here at Freddy's Pizzeria. He walked into his ofice sitting down on the chair like the lazy butt he is. He muted the call from Scott (phone guy) cause he was sick of his dang calls. Mike was on his Twitter (MikeIsSoDangFabulousBiach). So he didn't hear when Freddy walked in.

Freddy: Sup bruh?

Mike: *really high pitched* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bonnie: Dood....... U SCREAM LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mike: SHUT UP! WHY R U EVEN HERE??!?!?!?!?

Bonnie: Biach i live here.

Chica: Wats going on here? *Sassy face*

Foxy: Oh hai.

Freddy: when did u two get here?

Chica: how defuq are we supposed to know?

Mike: y do i still work here?.....

Chica: well, ima go make some pizza.

Foxy: \0W0/    CAN I COME?!

Chica: I dont give a faq.

Freddy: *whispers* i ship it..........

Bonnie: the ship has sailed........

Mike: defuq am i still doing here?....

Freddy: Ima play Monopoly.....

Bonnie: Oohhhhhhh. Ima play too!

Mike: might as well ship that too.....

Mike hears Chica and Foxy talking in the kitchen. Dang they are loud. Mike looks at the camera to see what was happening in the kitchen.

Foxy: *stares at Chica's butt*

Chica: Oh, u like that, huh? Pizza comes from there.

Foxy: Thats kinda hot...

Chica: OH
MY GOSH!

Mike: its only 5:59.....YASSS BIACH.

And finally. The clock turned to 6:00am.

Mike: BAI BIACHES!!!

Freddy-Bonnie-Chica-Foxy: BAI MIKE!!! WW LUV UUUUUUUUU.

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Wellllllllll
Hai
And
Bai
-Jenny-chan-out-