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↓useri don't think riley has ever said something i disagree with↓realchalametoh look at me i'm riley hader, i have pretty eyes and a perfect smile

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user
i don't think riley has ever said something i disagree with

realchalamet
oh look at me i'm riley hader, i have pretty eyes and a perfect smile. go fuck yourself riley hader.

billhaderskid
touché timothée chalamet, you got me this time.

user
WHAT THE FUCK?

user
PRETTY EYES AND A PERFECT SMILE??? IS RILEY OKAY??

billhaderskid
NO??!!!

user
pray for riley. rip to the baddest

user
she will be missed. i can still feel her with us. 🕊🕊🕊

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sperm donor - bill hader
sperm cell #1- riley hader

sperm donor
i know i did not just see my
daughter and timothée chalamet
flirting on my timeline

sperm cell #1
not me!!
i was hacked!!!

sperm donor
that charming son of a bitch.
first john's wife and now my daughter

sperm cell #1
PLEASEE
i will NOT be charmed ❌❌

sperm donor
better not be
my daughters aren't allowed to
date until they are 30

sperm cell #1
I DATED LUKE LAST YEAR???

sperm donor
he doesn't count
he charmed me
my bad
it will NEVER happen again

sperm cell #1
yeah it's true
luke only worked out because
he wasn't THAT scared
when you did your donald duck
impression out of nowhere at dinner

sperm donor
yeah next time you bring a
boy home i might have to bring out the big guns

sperm cell #1
oh god what are the big guns

sperm donor
john and fred

sperm cell #1
god please no
i will never have a relationship
ever again

sperm donor
yes that's the point

sperm cell #1

sperm cell #1

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