flynn rider x reader (tangled in a nut shell)

part 1: le begining

tHiS iS tHe sTory oF hOw i dIeD

JUST KIDDING

this is the story of a person named. y/n.

AnD iT sTaRtS wIth tHe sUn
oNCe uPoN a TimE a SiNgLe dRop Of 2018 nickelodeon slime arose from hell

aNd fRoM tHiS sMaLL dRoP oF slime gReW a mAgiCaL GoLdeN finger

iT hAd tHe aBiLiTy tO hEaL tHe sIcK aNd inJUrEd and keep waists cinched

oH, yOu sEe tHat tall clown OvEr tHerE?
yOu mIgHt wAnNa rEmEmBeR him
heS kInDa iMpOrTaNt

a v long time passed, and omg there's a kingdom all of a sudden 🗿

the kingdom was ruled by 2 gay men
and one of them was about to have a baby (don't ask)
but he grew sick, REALLY sick

and was running out of time, and would soon ascend like ed sheeran in the bad habits music video.

so ppl looked for a miracle

or in this case, a magical golden finger

AHHH, i told you he'd be important! you see, instead of sharing the slimy gift this clown, Hisoka, hoarded the magical slimy finger power

and used it to keep himself healthy and young with a cinched non existent waist. for HUNDREDS of years!

and all he had to do was sing a special song.

IvE bEeN cRusHinG oN yOuUuu

JK

all he had to do... was sing a special song....

...

"Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up"

(luka from miraculous dance not optional)

alright, you get the gist, he sings to it, he keeps a cinched waist, creepy, right?

Hisoka hides his magical finger under a fake bush

but OH NO! he knocks it and the guards find it!

so they dug it up. 🌝

tHe mAgIc oF tHe GoLdeN finger hEaLeD tHe kIng
this bitch ate the finger

a healthy baby! (you) was born!

your a princess/ prince/ ...royalty? for yous non binary hoes

bItCheS, bRoS, nOn bInaRy hOes

anyways you had BeAutIfUl golden hair

to celebrate your birth the kings launched shrek fireworks into the sky

and for that one moment. everything was PerFEct.

BUT NOT FOR LONG

Hisoka broke into the castle and stole your ass

"Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up"

*cuts hair cutely*

*your hair piece goes back to natural colour*

*LE GASP*

gOnE

the kingdom searched for u but could not find u
(oh noooo)

for deep with in the forrest, in a hidden- tall house- (no copying here)  💀

hisoka raised u as his own
oh damn you gonna be a traumatised child

"Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up"
you sang

hisoka had found his knew magical finger
this time he was determined to keep it hidden

"famalam why can't i go outside, init" you said

"gOoOoOoOon AHEM the outside is a dAngErOus place. full of horrible gay pedo clowns. 🗿 you must stay here, where your 'safe', do you understand, finger?" (LMAO PLS)

"yes father" 💀💀💀

but the walls of this tall house thing couldn't hide everything.

and each year on yous birthday, the kings set off shrek fireworks

and your small ass saw them

in hopes that one day you'd return home

*u smile cutely*