oki so hisokas gone and now yous home alone.
TIME TO CHECK ON THE MAN IN YOUR CLOSET
man does that sound sus-
you carefully open the closet and this dude flops out
(defo got a broken back)
you tie him up with your hair (k that's a little weird) and drag him towards u, where your pet fish benimaru fish slaps him in the face.
but that doesn't work so benimaru licks flynn's ear
"iS tHis...... puebes?"
"sTruGgLiNg.... sTrUggLinG iS pOinTLesSs!" you say, trying not to sound nervous
you clamber down. and start to walk towards him.
"bruv i know why your here. and mate i ain't afraid init"
obviously flynn is v confused at this point
*u emerge cutely out from the shadows (so emo)*
"fam, who tf are u. and how tf did yous find me :/"
as flynn looks more confused, you repeat yourself, gripping your weapon tightly (frying pan lmao)
"AHEM... i kNow nOt wHo yOu aRe, nOr hOw i cAme tO fiNd yOu" plz what was that
"but may i just say............... hi 😏✨"
*u look at flynn with a face of utter disgust*
"how u doing? the names flynn rider 😏✨"
"how's your day going. huh? 😏✨"
*you still look so v confused*
"famalam, who else, knows where i live. fLyNn rIder?" you say
"all right, blondie"
"y/n (grr)"
"alright, i was going through the forrest, game across your tall house and oh- oh no. where's my sat chet?"
"i- i've hidden it! somewhere you'll never find it :)"
you say
"it's in that pot, isnt it?"
CLANG LMAO
"now! it's hidden, where you'll never find it" you say
"SO what do u want with my puebes? to cut it? sell it?"
"listen the only thing i want to do with your hair. iS gEt oUt oF iT. LiTeRaLLy!"
"hold on fam. u don't want my puebes?"
"and why tf would i want ur puebes.
"look, i was being chased (by bakugou the rat and also some guards hehe) and i saw a tall house thing. and climbed it. end of story-"
"and your...... telling the truth..?" you say back
"yeeees!"
*benimaru the fish growls lmao*
you and benimaru talk and try and figure out what to do with flynn, you soon come to realise you need someone to take you to see the shrek fireworks, and decide he's the perfect man to take u
"okay. FlYnN rIdEr. i'm prepared to offer you a deal."
"deal-"
"look this way. 😀"
*flynn falls cutely*
*you show flynn your picture of the shrek fireworks*
"do you know. WHAT these are? 😀"
"you mean the shrek thing they do for the (i'm gonna replace the word princess with five weenies, bc like idk whos reading this and i donts wanna misgender anyone- )
"you mean the forework thing they do for five weenies?"
(plz what have i done)
"fireworks..? i knew they weren't flying anchovies."
you say to yourself
"well, tomorrow evening. you will take me to them. got it. 😀 oh and then get me back home and i'll give you your sat chet or whatever"
"yeah, nah. unfortunately the kingdom- don't exactly like me that the minute- so i won't be taking you anywhere :)" he says
*benimaru makes a little hand gesture with his non existent hands, as to say you gotta be tough with this scumbag*
you start to pull yourself closer to flynn, "something brought you were. flynn rider."
you pull the fallen chair up and keep pulling yourself closer. "call it what you will, fate, destiny."
"a rat-" he interrupts
"so i have decided to trust you :)"
"a horrible decision, really-"
"but trust me when i tell you this. 😀"
you pull the chair up and look at him with your eyes narrowed, "you can tear this tall house thing apart brick by brick, but without my help. you will never find your precious sat chet."
"AHEM, lemme get this straight, i take you to see the shrek fireworks, and bring you back home, you'll give me back my sat chet?"
"i promise :)"
*flynn narrows his eyes*
"and when i promise something. i never. EVER. break that promise." you say
*flynn looks unimpressed*
"EVER." you add
(LMAO HERE IT COMES)
"alright, i didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice."
"hErE cOmEs tHe lip bite"
(you guys should know what i'm talking about)
*insert lip bite*
*you don't look v impressed*
"this should be working, what's wrong with u-"
*sighs*
"FINE i'll take you to see the fireworks"
"REALLY!" you say, sounding excited, though doing this you let go of the chair and flynn falls
"you broke my lip bite :("
YOU ARE READING
flynn rider x reader (tangled in a nut shell)
Humorokay i have nothing better to do so i'm writing this, it's based off of the tangled story, but i've added some of my own characters and stuff :) enjoyyyyy~ 💀
