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gay kids

hanjisings
guys help

no1catdad
no <3

hanjisings
i haven't even told you what i need help with yet

no1catdad
doesn't matter
i'm not helping you

hanjisings
but hyung it's importantttt

princeofdark
that's what you said when we ran out of cereal

hanjisings
THAT WAS VERY IMPORTANT OKAY
I COULD HAVE STARVED
and it's not about that

freckledbrownie
then what is it about?

hanjisings
i spilled spicy ramyeon

mungmin
that's it?

hangjisings
all over the kitchen
you didn't let me finish

no1catdad
YOU WHAT
ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN????
HAN JISUNG

hanjisings
NO IM TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO DIE

dramericano
HAHHAHA

mungmin
rip jisung 😔

freckledbrownie
shouldn't we help him???

mungmin
nah I already said rip jisung that shit's final

dramericano
yeah fuck him

changaroo
guys quit swearing at jisung

hanjisings
thank you hyung
it's nice to know someone cares ;-;

i.nniephantom
felix hyung and i are helping clean up your mess and he's the only one who ca—
okay

changaroo
... what did you do?

dramericano
i was wondering where i.n had gotten to

hanjisings
i just ruined the kitchen it's fine

freckledbrownie
it looks like he killed somebody
it's on the walls and everything

princeofdark
i mean technically he did

dramericano
that pot of ramyeon

i.nniephantom
poor ramyeon 😔

changaroo
okay that's it you're not allowed to cook by yourself

hanjisings
i was before?
why?

princeofdark
you've got a point

changaroo
jisung get off the phone and help clean up please

hanjisings
okayyyy

freckledbrownie
...
it's on the ovens

no1catdad
JISUNG ISTG—

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dramericano
ohhhh he's definitely dead now

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princeofdark
yep

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mungmin
wait i wanna watch

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hanjisings
you guysss!
help me!!!

freckledbrownie
we are!
we're literally cleaning for you

i.nniephantom
you owe us

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changaroo
good luck cleaning those ovens before lee know gets there

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hanjisings
thanks 😐 love you guys too

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{first chapter and it's already a crackfest
it was fun to write tho
btw jeongin's username was based off of my other stay friend calling him danny phantom with his silver hair ssgjcvkhkhobp}