*Lily Evans walks in late to Class* "Sorry I was doing... stuff."
*James Potter swaggers in* "I'm stuff."
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Me: I wonder what the guys did in their free time.
Immature friend: Maybe they f-
Me: NOPE
Immature friend: I was going to say they probably fought over Jelly Beans.
Me:...
Immature friend:...
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WHY COULDNT PEOPLE USE MAGIC TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD.
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Who is your Greek god par- wait wrong fandom.
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Walk straight into a brick wall and if anyone asks just mumble "Dobby probably sealed the doors."
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