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Luke Johnson???

there was many things tony stark was prepared to hear in the morning like 

some maniac is attacking earth or

no booze in your coffee but he could never be prepared for what happened as he was making his morning coffee

we think loki might be hiding in a high school

like wtf how can someone manage that 

Tonys POV

after spending many long painful hours going through teachers which could be loki they had one lead and it wasn't even a good one 

Samuel Roberts

long dark hair

green-blue eyes

and teaches history

deciding just to give up I grabbed my coffee and was just about to leave when I bumped into Thor literally 

ah man of iron I came to acquire a pop tart you must be doing the same yes

no actually were looking for your brother fury is convinced he's in a high school though no teachers match well enough 

have you looked at students they might be closer to loki in age 

loki pretending to be a teenager

aye he is in Asgardian terms considered around about the Midgard equivalent of 15

your saying loki is a child

aye i suppose so now I must retrieve my pop tarts and return to my duties 

Thor grabbing the whole box of pop tarts then leaving tony to consider his words deciding it worth a shot he grabs files on the students and as if mocking him there it was

  Luke Scott Johnson

age- 15

D.O.B- December 19 2006

hobbies- art and music

allergies- hazelnuts

it even included a picture no illusions no shapeshifting just plain old loki standing there in a mcr shirt ,leather jacket ,ripped skinny jeans ,doc martens  and a shit ton of bracelets from rubber to spiky tony hadn't noticed before but without his boots loki was quite short well this would be easy no complicated excuses he was a student at a high school

Nick Fury's POV

did you find him

yup Luke Scott Johnson 15 year old high school student and get this he isn't faking it according to Thor thats the Asgardian version of Loki's age 

well that I wasn't expecting  but makes it easier to get a hold of him

Loki's POV

hearing my alarm go of I roll out of bed and begin to get dressed going for the usual kit of band top and ripped jeans and then accessories I grab an apple on my way out of my apartment put it in my mouth hop on my bike and ride to school upon arrival I pull my phone out of my bag unlike my brother I actually know of mortal tech and enjoy having it whilst scrolling through tumbler I realize there's an overly fancy car parked outside the school right in front of the bike racks I sit on the curb to see if the owner is coming and if they can move it so I can put my bike in and I very soon regret that decision as right then none other that tony stark walks over 

heyyy Luke just who I've been looking for 

can you move your car I need to put my bike away 

no can do me and you are going to the office for a chat

I'll be late to class and I don't want my bike stolen 

chain it to the fence 

what about class

do you really care 

I have art first on Wednesdays

doesn't matter now lets go 

time skip

after stark dragged me to the office  I sat in reception for like half an hour before he even bothered bringing me into the heads office ( feel bad for him getting kicked out of his own office ) appears now I have to sit here while they talk to me I decide to eat my apple as I wait as last time took a while 

tonys POV 

I look over to loki and realize he is eating an apple where'd he get that from anyway doesn't matter

so a high school didn't take you as the type

it was a necessary precaution 

or you just like school

I will admit it is a tolerable pass time if mentally draining 

yeah well we're going to the tower now 

no surprisingly I tolerate this lifestyle and don't intend on changing it

what living alone and going to school

yes

well it's either we go to the tower I consider letting you keep going to school or I phone the police and they take you into foster care

can I get my stuff from my apartment at least

yeah sure whatever

fine but only because it will stop you bugging me 

good lets go 

time skip

after putting Loki's bike in the back me and fury sit in the front whilst loki gives directions 

after pulling up to a small low-key sad looking apartment building we get out and go inside 

sheesh you LIVE here 

yup

how

pretty easy

loki comes out of what I presume was his bedroom with a small box that looked to contain a laptop some clothes and a lot of jewellery oh and a pair of old raggedy trainers  

time skip

pulling up to the tower I grab Loki's bike and hand it to happy 

tie that up or something happy will ya 

sure boss

authors note 

will be a part two its 4 am where I'm at and its been 2 hours since I started so imma take a short break I do take requests