Fartom Alpha | TTEOTS One-Shots, Short Stories...

02. incorrects (part one)

WRITTEN BY: RAVEN
A/N: Not all of these one-shots are original!

#1

ZERO: Four, can we get ice-cream?

FOUR: I dunno, did you ask Nine?

ZERO: He said no, he said we have to get ready for the mission.

FOUR: So why'd you ask me, you twit?

ZERO: Because he's not the boss of you.

FOUR *in his head*: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap-

#2

FOUR: Relax, lady, I was just kidding about turning you into the police. I mean, who wants to go through all that paperwork?

MAGICIAN: *sigh in relief*

FOUR: Zero, disintegrate her.

#3

[In Disneyland, on the teacup ride.]

NINE AND FOUR: *talking to each other whilst spinning around calmly*

ZERO AND THREE: *screaming while spinning around as fast as they can, almost killed themselves*

#4

ZERO: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

SIX: *looks at Four* I want it like my boyfriend.

ZERO: Sorry, we don't sell murderous, assassinating popcorn.

#5

FIVE: What does BDSM mean?

FOUR: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent.

#6

FIVE: Eight's my best friend, and if I love him, it's the way siblings do!

FOUR: I have a sibling, and if he looked at me the way you look at Eight. I'd have some very choice words with our parents.

#7

NINE TO FOUR AND TEN: So you two got kicked out the cinema, for what?

FOUR: We were yelling diving scores during 'Titanic' as people jumped off the boat.

#8

DR.PARK TO KAIROS ABOUT ZERO: I made a super weapon to defeat you.

KAIROS: You fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

#9

ZERO, A CHILD WHO KEEPS UP WITH THE SHIT, IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION: Yeah, I just saw Four Hyung beat up The Magician. What a mood. We stan a king. My wig has been snatched. Four just yeeted her.

RASKE, A STRUGGLING AND FRUSTRATED ELDER: What the fuck does that mean?

NINE, TRYNA BE NORMAL: It means that Four has big dick energy.

#10

FOUR: If you find me while we're playing hide and seek, I'll kill you.

#11

NINE: *picking up the phone, stressed* Hello?