I <3 my 6 pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat!
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at the same time!
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Sapphire : Mum, I hit a bunny!Mum : thank you, now Easter is cancelled!
Sapphire : MUM!
Mum : here comes Peter cottontail,
Hopping down the bunny trail,
Here comes sapphire,
SPLAT!!!!Sapphire : *__*
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Me and my bed are in love. The alarm clock won't let us be together. That. Jealous. Brat.
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Dear Noah,
I could have sworn the ark wasn't leaving till 5,
Sincerely,
The unicorns.
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That terrible moment when you reach into your pocket and you think your money isn't there when it is.
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THAT moment when your teacher asks you a question and you have no idea what she just said.
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