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stanley uris

bill:
i didn't see you at the
party last night

stanley uris:
that's because i didn't go

bill:
why >:/

stanley uris:
i told you yesterday that
i wasn't going to go

bill:
yeah but why

stanley uris:
because i dislike parties
and would have had no
friends there

bill:
i was there??

stanley uris:
my statement still stands

bill:
ouch

bill:
you wound me, stan

stanley uris:
do not call me stan,
william

bill:
i'll stop when you stop
calling me william
read 4:43pm

bill:
ugh ur such a party pooper

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