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stanley

bill:
stanleyyyy

stanley:
yes, william?

bill:
what are you doing rn

stanley:
working on next weeks
homework, why?

bill:
lame

stanley:
rude

bill:
it's not rude if it's true

stanley:
just because you hate
listening in class and
never do your homework
doesn't mean it's lame

bill:
no, i think that's exactly
what it means

stanley:
eye roll

stanley:
anyway, what did you want?

bill:
i have a few more math
and science questions and
was wondering if you were
free to call

stanley:
sighhhhh

stanley:
i suppose i can call

bill:
oh, are you sure you don't
mind if i pull you away from
your important homework
which hasn't even been
assigned yet?

stanley:
make fun of me all you
want, but at least it frees my
time up when you need me

stanley:
so you should actually be
thanking me

bill:
hey, you should be thanking
/me/ for keeping your life
interesting

stanley:
oh, is that what we're calling
it now? interesting?

bill:
i think so, why? what word
would you use?

stanley:
annoying

stanley:
or inconvenient

bill:
ha ha very funny

stanley:
i try

bill:
you only try if it's at
my expense

stanley:
yeah, that's what i do best

bill:
wow, im so hurt

stanley:
i'm sure you are

stanley:
just call me, loser

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