okay so here is a list of all of the reasons why my life is ridiculous. like i honestly don't know how this many wack things have happened to me.
1. I was in the psych ward at the same hospital where Meghan Markle gave birth to her daughter.
2. I had a 70 year old sugar daddy while I was in high school.
3. Literally just the fact that I have a Wattpad fanfic with almost 1 million reads, and nobody irl besides my cousin knows about it.
4. My vine era where I made HP edits and had 10k followers (I even had a video on the featured page!!!!!!)
5. I had a seizure and was diagnosed with epilepsy one month after I got my permit at 15, and I still haven't been able to get my license.
6. My ex step-sister was friends with Miley Cyrus (what?????)
7. This isn't crazy, but I just feel cool because I've moved around a lot lmfaooo #maincharactervibes
8. I've got tig ole biddies
