{22}~Cheese, Ghosts, and Vine

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UA Cryptid: I vote we let Steve join the class!

Wine Dad: That is a terrible idea.

Sparkly Crissont: HE ATE ALL THE CHEESE

UA Cryptid: Exactly >:3

UA Cryptid has added a redacted number to the chat

UA Cryptid: hi Steveeeeeeee

U⃥n⃥k⃥n⃥o⃥w⃥n⃥: H⃥o⃥w⃥ h⃥a⃥v⃥e⃥ y⃥o⃥u⃥ a⃥d⃥d⃥e⃥d⃥ m⃥e⃥ m⃥o⃥r⃥t⃥a⃥l⃥

UA Cryptid: Wouldn't you like to know how

U⃥n⃥k⃥n⃥o⃥w⃥n⃥s⃥ name has been changed to Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: W⃥h⃥y⃥?

UA Cryptid: Why not?

Wine Dad: Its nice to meet you Steve. May I ask your pronouns? (I use he/him)

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: O⃥h⃥, u⃥h, I⃥ u⃥s⃥e⃥d⃥ t⃥o⃥ u⃥s⃥e⃥ H⃥e⃥/B⃥u⃥n⃥.

Pencil Man: Should I just add Steve to the class list now?

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: W⃥o⃥u⃥l⃥d⃥n⃥'t⃥ y⃥o⃥u⃥ l⃥i⃥k⃥e⃥ t⃥o⃥ k⃥n⃥o⃥w⃥ w⃥e⃥a⃥t⃥h⃥e⃥r⃥ b⃥o⃥y⃥

UA Cryptid: Weather boy?

Wine Dad: Wha-

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: O⃥h⃥ m⃥y⃥ g⃥o⃥d⃥ y⃥o⃥u⃥r⃥ a⃥l⃥l⃥ u⃥n⃥c⃥u⃥l⃥t⃥u⃥r⃥e⃥d⃥. H⃥a⃥v⃥e⃥ y⃥o⃥u⃥ n⃥e⃥v⃥e⃥r⃥ h⃥e⃥a⃥r⃥d⃥ o⃥f⃥ v⃥i⃥n⃥e⃥s⃥?

Pikachu: No???

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: T⃥h⃥i⃥s⃥ i⃥s⃥ s⃥o⃥ s⃥a⃥d⃥, A⃥l⃥e⃥x⃥a⃥ p⃥l⃥a⃥y⃥ D⃥e⃥s⃥p⃥a⃥c⃥i⃥t⃥o⃥.

Sparkly Crissont: Despacito? Alexa?

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: I⃥ a⃥m⃥ a⃥b⃥o⃥u⃥t⃥ t⃥o⃥ c⃥o⃥m⃥m⃥i⃥n⃥t⃥ l⃥i⃥v⃥e⃥n⃥t⃥.

UA Cryptid: Its to early for this on a Wednesday.

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: I⃥T⃥S⃥ W⃥E⃥D⃥N⃥E⃥S⃥D⃥A⃥Y⃥ M⃥Y⃥ D⃥U⃥D⃥E⃥S⃥

Pikachu: Teach me these memesssss

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: A⃥i⃥g⃥h⃥t⃥ c⃥o⃥o⃥l⃥ s⃥u⃥r⃥p⃥r⃥i⃥s⃥e⃥d⃥ p⃥i⃥k⃥a⃥c⃥h⃥u⃥ m⃥e⃥m⃥e⃥ t⃥e⃥m⃥p⃥l⃥a⃥t⃥e⃥!

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: O⃥h⃥ y⃥e⃥a⃥h⃥, W⃥h⃥o⃥'s⃥ t⃥h⃥i⃥s⃥ m⃥i⃥c⃥k⃥e⃥y⃥ m⃥o⃥u⃥s⃥e⃥ l⃥o⃥o⃥k⃥i⃥n⃥g⃥ g⃥r⃥a⃥p⃥e⃥ b⃥i⃥t⃥c⃥h⃥ t⃥h⃥a⃥t⃥ k⃥e⃥e⃥p⃥s⃥ h⃥a⃥n⃥g⃥i⃥n⃥g⃥ a⃥r⃥o⃥u⃥n⃥d⃥ t⃥h⃥e⃥ c⃥o⃥m⃥m⃥o⃥n⃥ r⃥o⃥o⃥m⃥?

UA Cryptid: That's the ghost of M*n*ta. Please kill him, he's a trans/homophobe.

Ⓒⓗⓔⓔⓢⓔ Ⓖⓗⓞⓢⓣ: A⃥i⃥g⃥h⃥t⃥ c⃥o⃥o⃥l⃥. I⃥m⃥m⃥a⃥ m⃥u⃥r⃥d⃥e⃥r⃥ h⃥i⃥s⃥ t⃥i⃥n⃥y⃥ m⃥i⃥d⃥g⃥e⃥t⃥ a⃥s⃥s⃥.

UA Cryptid: Thank u :D

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I'll be doing a double update next Wednesday because I want to do a lil QnA :D

You can ask me or the characters pretty much anything. Accept for my, well, personal info ofc.

《Panic Room》 will also be having a QnA, if you read that story of mine.

You won't have to read the QnA chapter if you don't want to seeing as it (probably) won't impact the totally existant plot.

Also Steve is best Gen Z bby, Thank you very much.

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