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❤️: rudeth, madelyncline, and 236,456 othersaverymurphy: user drewstarkey acts like i'm committing a war crime every time i make him leave the apartment before 12pm

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❤️: rudeth, madelyncline, and 236,456 others
averymurphy: user drewstarkey acts like i'm committing a war crime every time i make him leave the apartment before 12pm.

username: THE MATCHING HATS PLEASE LOWER ME INTO A SHALLOW GRAVE

hichasestokes: drew could sleep through wwiii
averymurphy: no literally

username: he looks so unimpressed lmfao

username: they're both so hot 😭😭

drewstarkey: i gave you my hat be nice
averymurphy: 🤪 no i don't think i will

madelyncline: how was grocery shopping
averymurphy: fabulous i'm baking a cake tonight
madelyncline: omg i'm coming over

username: do they not know about imessage




❤️: adriannamurphy and 515,633 othersmadelyncline: i stole the lease agreement

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❤️: adriannamurphy and 515,633 others
madelyncline: i stole the lease agreement ... i'm now the roommate of avery murphy

drewstarkey: i feel as though this is unfair because it was my apartment first
madelyncline: kiss my ass drew

username: the real sibling energy here

averymurphy: the only thing men are good for is paying taxes and drew has never missed rent so we might have to keep him :/
averymurphy: and we don't have a guest room so you'll have to snuggle me every night
madelyncline: this deal just keeps getting sweeter

username: "we" the fact that my faves live together and aren't dating... criminal





now texting p4l (-avery, austin, and drew)

avery
hi guys

avery
i come bearing news

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