|>Previously on "A Talk with the Professor"<|
Jotaro: *annoyed* I'm surrounded by idiots...
Hoovy: *panicking, scared, and having a seizure at the same time* Jotaro! Why are you not afraid?
Jotaro: This is a water jet you fatty, we are sailing in the ocean
Hoovy: *sighs* we are alive!!!
Jotaro: Why did I agree to any of this?
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|>And now<|
Episode 2: The hunt begins
Prof. Fuch calls everyone to look at the map that he brought along
Prof. Fuch: according to this, we should be sailing towards Italy *he points at a red pin on his phone's map instead*
Hoovy: but why would we do that?
Prof. Fuch: I have an associate there who will tell us more about the lost soda, from there, we can find out where it is hidden!
Salad: alright! Let's do this!
Rick: *Is asleep*
Prof. Fuch: *notices Rick sleeping* what happened to him
Jotaro: he was Rickrolling so fast he got tired and fell asleep
Salad: that's not what happened, I saw you-
*Star Platinum used Time Stop!
*Jotaro puts a bagel in Salad's mouth and puts him in the nearest trash bin, he labeled the trash bin toilet, and it instantaneously turned into a cardboard cutout of a toilet, then heads back to his seat
*Time starts moving again
Prof. Fuch: *realized Salad disappeared* huh, that was strange... anyway, I say we best prepare to dock
Hoovy: Very well, I drive *walks to pilot's seat*
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Hoovy sits down and tries to see how does the plane work
Hoovy: hmm... *notices a big red button with a warning sign on it* what does this do?
Hoovy: *looks around* is probably fine if Hoovy give it try
Hoovy slowly pushes the button, he quickly ran and slipped on a sock that somehow made it's way into the water jet, it smelled like a rose in a field of whales and oceans of goats
Hoovy: *looks at the button, nothing has happened* oh... big surprise... phew, it does nothing
Then Hoovy saw a little switch that looked like a toothpick that was used to excavate the ancient debris of teeth dirt, a note beside it read: Flip switch for milky bananas
He saw another button, this time it was small and green, with a little check sign on it and beside it says "vaniquinilish"
Hoovy: *thinks with the last brain cell he has* Maybe... I shouldn't press green button
The entire control board was very confusing for Hoovy, there was a steering wheel, a car pedal, and a mini statue of Medic, he didn't know how to steer
Prof. Fuch: Hoovy! I see a docks, we must move!
Hoovy: dah! *Panics* 'is terrible!' *searches around for something*
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