Director: Dear Chairman.
Fade in to the Freelancers attacking the structure
Director: I don't give a DAMN about your committee and its opinions of my work! Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species? I feel I must remind you, that it is an undeniable, and, may I say, a fundamental quality of Man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable!
Cut to Church, Thea and Wash running up a ramp
Soldier: Over here, over here!
Washington: Get that door!
The door closes behind them and they arrive with the Reds
Church: What's the status up here?
Grif: Screwed up, 'bout to die, Simmons is a nerd... the usual.
Thea: That's not surprising.
Sarge: Looks like we've got at least half a dozen squads out there. They know our position, and we're outgunned.
Washington: So, what's the plan?
Sarge: Well we were gonna retreat down the hall until you just brought more guards up that way, so now the plan's pretty much to go down swinging. You first.
Grif: Hey Simmons, can you get back on that computer and change my affiliation from Red to Freelancer?
Simmons: Traitor.
Thea: You quoted Kylo Ren!
Grif: Hey, you gotta go with the winner.
Caboose: Um, could you change my job title to something more important like astronaut-oh, I know, Space Marine!
Shawn: Your already a Space Marine.
Caboose: YAY!
Church: What are you idiots doing?
Simmons: This computer has all of Command's records.
Church: It does? Records on everybody?
Simmons: Yeah. You know, theoretically.
Simmons alt-tabs the screen to from BLUES DELETED to something else
Simmons: Hup du-doo, doo doo, nothin' to see here, doo doo doo doo...
Church: Oh great, now I'll show you that you're wrong.
Washington: What an excellent idea.
Simmons: Wrong about what?
Church: Wash has been trying to convince me that I'm an A.I.
Grif: Hunh? Why would he do that?
Washington: Because he's transparent? He can take over other people, you know, that kind of stuff.
Grif: That's because he's a ghost, dude.
Church: Thank you, that's what I said.
Thea: You need to come up with a better argument.
Washington: If he's a ghost, why aren't any of the other soldiers turning in to ghosts?
Thea: Okay that was good.
Church: Okay fine, why don't we just settle this? Simmons, look me up in the database.
Simmons: Yeah I'd like to help, but we may have just kind of, you know, deleted all that stuff for the Blues.
Washington: All of what stuff for the Blues?
Simmons: The everything stuff?
Thea: I leave you three alone for five minutes and this is what happens? Your morons.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 6
ספרות חובביםTex is gone and the reds and blues have been relocated but sarge and Thea stayed behind at blood gulch. A new enemy has risen from the shadows. Agent Washington has recruited the Blues and Thea to help him stop the foe and secrets are revealed to Th...
