yes.
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𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : "Guys! I just lmao-ed!"
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 : ... "BAHAHAHA-"
𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : *𝒔𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔*
𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : "Y'all just unlmao-ed him."
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : "Eh, I just loled!"
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 : "Not again..."
𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : "Nevermind, I dieded."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Oh my god-"
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚, 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 : "Shut up, not a single word coming out from your mouth, bastard."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒖𝒑, 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒖𝒚𝒂*
Interesting
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : " Oh my god, I hate my job."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : " Then leave, sayonara."
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐢 : " My beard..."
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : " You- you don't even have one."
𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐢 : " At least I have Gin."
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : " The fuck..."
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 : " I just solved a math question. "
𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚 : " Congratulations, you can finally graduate to primary school."
𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 : "..."
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 : " HELP!!! "
* 𝒀𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒊 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒊𝒏 *
𝑵𝒂𝒐𝒎𝒊 : *crawling all over Tanizaki*
𝒀𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒊 : "goodluck, bye."
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : " I want to eat you."
𝐏𝐨𝐞 : " Why?"
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : "Didn't I tell you?"
𝐏𝐨𝐞 : "Oh, yea."
𝒑𝒐𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒚 𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒑𝒐.
*𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒇𝒊𝒄 #1*
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : "Fuck life."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Join me."
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : "..."
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "My life = Chuuya."
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Dazai u did not-
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "ChuChu, I just found another way to commit suicide, I had tried it 7 years ago but it didn't work."
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "So?"
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : " Looking at ya ass face."
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "Motherfucker- Eh, then why don't you look at my face everyday?"
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "I already did... but I didn't die? Because you are too ho-"
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "NO. SHUT UP."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "CHUUUYYAAAAA-"
𝒗𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑬 𝑰 𝑺𝑬𝑬***
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
"This is the third time i've been kidnapped this week, it's getting old."
- 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : "I want to suck your fingers iT'S SWEET."
𝐏𝐨𝐞 : " What."
𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 : "Suck mine."
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : "No, taste like cow dung."
𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 : "OMG, COWS??"
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 : "I want to die."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *crawls out from random trashcan* "Double suicide?!"
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : "No."
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Just kidding, I rather die with Chuuya."
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 : *explosion*
also meanwhile, inside his little head....
"omg stop"
*blushing*
"no stop blushing"
*his face betraying him: 😏"
"STOBBIT."
his face : no. 😏👍
"god fucking damn you."
his face : becomes even "redder" 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
"motherfucker. "
THE FACE. : 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏×10000
yuh chuuya i love u.
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚 : "Who wants tea?"
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Call Levi Ackerman in~"
ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "Stop seducing me you-"
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *Is in maid dress*
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : " Wait, wearing this is counted as seducing?"
