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chapter song: feel like the chapter
song should be last friday night (TGIF) by katy perry


england national handball team

rice, rice baby
right
well last night was eventful

chilly
mason saw my ass
and maybe more

jadon
think the highlight of my night
was seeing talia throw a drink
over mason

jesse lingard
i'm so proud of her

rashford
mine was seeing talia nearly
fight mason

jesse lingard
AND MY GIRL WOULD HAVE
WON! SHE WOULD HAVE HIM
SPLATTERED ACROSS THE WALL

kai havertz
i feel like i missed something

kalon
same

ivy
don't worry my pure perfect
babies.
you guys just continue to be
cute and stick together <3

holly
talia was so out of order.

pickford
okay now holly we don't
talk about topics that we
don't know about.

jesse lingard
molly the adults are talking.
be quiet please.

mings
are we going to talk about the
elephant in the room?

rice, rice baby
what one?
there are multiple

the REAL white boy of the month
guess you could say talia shoots and
she scores

jadon
guess she has a thing for americans!
someone better tell rudy she has a
new favourite american.

chilly
christian is a hot guy tbf

pickford
it's the tattoos for me

shaw
nah rudy is the og
does anyone know where
talia actually is?

rice, rice baby
she's at mine

money mase
bro wtf

rice, rice baby
shut up

money mase
also i did see ur ass and more
chilly
still want to know who
you were with

chilly
and you shall not be finding
that information out

kai havertz
bets on it being someone
who is called ivy

pickford
i actually saw ivy with a
randomer last night so
don't think it is

ivy
oh yeah
that guy

walker
mason walking in on
chilly with a girl

chillybro he just stood thereand lookedand didn't move i had to shout at him and thenhe wouldn't stop laughing

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chilly
bro he just stood there
and looked
and didn't move
i had to shout at him and then
he wouldn't stop laughing.
it's like he had been possessed.

money mase
BRO I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE
YOUR ASS AND BALLS
IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
AND I HAD TO DEEP IT FOR A
SECOND

chilly
you turned me right off for like a
minute. i had to get back into it.
ruined the vibe.

money mase
sorry ben. next time i will try
not to walk in on you xx

ivy
well annoying

jadon
you what ivy?

ivy
like i imagine that must have
been well annoying for the girl.
she not only ended up with chilly
but had a shit shag.

jadon
yeah okay

american dude
chilly had sex in my house?!
actually i'm not shocked

chilly
think it might have been your
room bro.
there was a photo of your family
on the desk in the corner. i had to
turn it around.

american dude
BEN BRO????
I SLEPT IN THAT LAST NIGHT??

roadman eminem
nah man that's grim😭😭

raheem
janky shit bro

kalon
i had a good time!

kai havertz
yeah same!

ivy
that is great kids! i'm so
glad <3

money mase
i still smell like whatever lia
threw on me.
why was it kinda hot seeing
marcus and jesse having to
stop talia from beating my
ass up? she was all angry
and shit

rashford
yeah i'm worried

shaw
see there are some things you
shouldn't say and that is one
of them

jesse lingard
mason basically just said
"talia looked so hot after i ripped
her heart out, stamped on it, ran it
over in my expensive car, got polly
to pour some salt on the wounds
and then she walked on top of it.
it was so hot when talia was angry
and had made out with a guy out
of frustration and continuous
heartbreak. god i love it when she
is angry and heartbroken
BECAUSE OF ME it's so hot"

imposter aka talia
yeah goodmorning to you
guys as well?

money mase
okay yeah it's fucked

shaw
jesse is giving these vibes when
defending talia

shawjesse is giving these vibes whendefending talia

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