[ * Within the depths of the Epic Sayori's SOUL, something's resonating... ]
[ Sayori brings Yuri back to life. ]
[ * The stormclouds are coming... ]
[ * SAYORI 9999 ATK 9999 DEF ]
[ * She likes to say "Eh heh heh!" ]
Yuri: Hm? No I don't-
Sayori: IT WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
Sayori: I WANT A FAIR FIGHT!
[ * Sayori raises your HP and gets rid of the KR. ]
Yuri: How is that fair?
Sayori: Let's just say...
I've grown a cinnabone.
[ Sayori attacks. ]
Yuri: Whoops, my turn.
[ Yuri attacks. ]
Sayori: Yeh, back to ME!
Yuri: Come on love, just a minute without interruptions?
I need to talk to MC about what they did.
Because if I don't... they might...
...
[ Yuri falls asleep. ]
Sayori: REALLY?!?!
You always do this...
Alas, the pathetic solution...
CHOCOLATE!!!
Whoops!
[ Sayori purposely drops the chocolate. ]
[ Yuri teleports the chocolate into her mouth. ]
Sayori: I was hoping my plan would fail.
Yuri: Hehe, guess you could say it was the greatest plan-
Sayori: Yuri, put your arm down.
Yuri: Would it be knife if I didn't?
Sayori: YURI!!
Yuri: I'm just kidding Sayo.
[ * They aren't going to be deleted anytime soon. ]
[ * You say the word "hang" out loud. ]
[ * Sayori's expression freezes out of absolute fear and disgust. ]
[ * Yuri is just being shy and awkward, like usual. ]
Sayori: Please do not scare me like that.
You look like you wanted to hear a hanging pun, or tried making one yourself.
I would prefer to avoid everything of that subject.
Try asking Yuri, she knows why I hate those kinds of puns.
We'll discuss the rest later.
Yuri: Look, if you were hoping to be in a fight with me...
Hehehehe...
Then today is your lucky day.
I honestly just hope that you realize that you deserve all of this.
[ Yuri attacks. ]
Sayori: EH HE HE HE HE HE!
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yuri: Uh, heh.
Sayori: BEHOLD!! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
Yuri: Well technically, it was my idea...
Sayori: DETAILS ARE BORING.
[ They seem to be playing Mario VS. Luigi. ]
Sayori: Wait... this is barely even a fight.
You just wanted to play Mario VS. Luigi.
[ Sayori is losing. ]
Sayori: I consider this to be extremely unfair.
Stop cheating this instant!
Yuri: Chill your cinnabone, it's only a game.
Sayori: I really expected you to take this seriously.
Yuri: Hehe, I am totally serious now.
[ The game ends. ]
Sayori: Game over, Yuri.
Yuri: Alright...
Sayori: We need to stop Monika, right?
Yuri: We do?
Well, as long as it's your own decision.
Sayori: Oh please! Where is your enthusiasm?
Natsuki would've killed MC by now.
Speaking of, let me give this another shot.
[ Sayori brings Natsuki back to life. ]
Natsuki: It's been a while, dummy!
Let's see what pathetic attempts you got this time!
Actually, it would probably be better to let you have your turn first.
[ * It's getting more sweet and sour here... ]
[ MC slashes Natsuki. ]
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Natsuki: How weak.
MY TURN!
[ Natsuki attacks. ]
[ Yuri attacks. ]
Yuri: Is this what you want?
MC, I have the feeling that you aren't planning on giving up.
It's a shame, really... Yuri would have loved to see a good ending.
What? We both know I'm not as alive as I have been.
Who knows what I would have done if I was really here?
I'm sorry...
Sayori: They aren't real...
I couldn't stand the thought of killing you.
I've been doing this for everyone's sake.
But is this what everybody would have really wanted...?
I'm having second thoughts...
[* Yuri and Natsuki fade away. ]
Sayori: I...
A big part of me was stupid enough to still believe...
This is the moment Yuri would have killed you.
But I don't think she wants me to be like her...
Because the truth is, I'm not...
Even after all you have done, I cannot bring myself to kill you...
Nobody deserves to die like this, not even you...
Please forgive me...
But I can't look past our lost friendship...
This was never meant to happen...
