Luffy x Meat smut

The Wedding

(Luffy POV)

That week, everyone was bustling around the ship, preparing for the wedding.

Nami and Ussop put up decorations, Sanji prepared food, Zoro slept, Nico designed a dress for Meat, and Chopper sent letters to guests.

The next day, the guests arrived. Dozens of ships appeared on the horizon and advanced closer to the Strawhat ship.

The first guest was Ace.

"Where's my little brother at!" he roared.

Luffy grinned. "Ace!" he gave his brother a big hug.

"I can't believe you're getting married!"

"Not only that, but you're gonna be an uncle!" said Luffy.

"No way! I'm gonna be an uncle!" Ace laughed.

"So... who's your bride?"

"A piece of meat!" Luffy answered.

Ace chuckled. "I would expect nothing less from my kid brother."

The next guest to come were their friends from Alabasta.

Nami rushed forward and gave her friend Vivi a bone-crushing hug.

Then came Usopp's friend Lady Kaya.

The next to come were the Marines, under a temporary truce.

Captain Smoker and Tashigi and Coby greeted Luffy.

The next who arrived were some of their old enemies. Baggy, Alvida, Arlong and the Fish-Men, Crocodile, Wapol.

Mihawk showed up to, and although he didn't say anything, he exchanged a steely glare with Zoro.

The last who came were Shanks and his crew.

Once all the guest arrived, they sat down.

(Sorry about the lack of characters I'm only at episode one hundred something)

Meat walked down the aisle wearing a beautiful white dress, and Luffy in a handsome black suit.

They did all the vows and stuff and kissed, when suddenly Meat collapsed in the middle of the wedding.

"What's wrong?" Luffy asked his new wife.

"I-I'm going into labor!" Meat gasped.

The guests murmured.

"Let me through!" Chopper squealed.

The guest parted to let the reindeer-doctor through.

He gave Meat some painkillers and told her to push.

Meat screamed and pushed, and twenty seven children popped out of her kitty cat.

They were meat colored, with meat instead of skin.

Luffy squealed, "They're SO CUTE!"

Chopper put them around Meat so they could nurse.

Only then he realized the guests were still watching.

"Uh... the wedding's over, you guys can go now, haha," Chopper said awkwardly.

The guests turned and went back to their ships, except for Ace, who rushed forward to say hi to his new nieces and nephews.

Luffy held his Meat in his hands. "Our children are beautiful," she whispered.

"I know." Luffy sniffled happily.

They named them all after different types of meat(ex. Veal, Pork, Chicken, Mutton, Beef, Chicken Nugget, Salmon...)

They lived happily ever after

The End