All (Not All) overused Gacha stories in one book

My CEO is my ex-husband

Wife: BBY I'M PR-

Husband: no

Wife: but I'm pregn-

Husband: DIVORCE.NOW.

Wife: what- BUT I'M PREG-

Husband: *yeets papers at her* SHHHHHHHHH

Wife: uwu..

Husband: 😒

Wife: WHY

Husband: you cheated on me #brocken💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Wife: BUT I DIDN'T-

Husband: SHUSH SIGN IT NOW BISH UWU

Wife: WAAAAA *SIGNS IT AND LEAVES*

Husband: NEVER COME BACK

*AT WIFE'S MOM'S HOUSE LOL*

Wife: mOmMmYYYYYYYYYYYYY 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Mom: what brat

Wife: my husbando divorced me idk why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

Mom: maybe he found out you have this ami- animy akuma pillow thing idk what you kids are in rn

Wife: oh yeahhh I forgot I had that but noooooooooooooooo

Mom: oh I forgot u have a twin sister

Wife: uwu.... what

Mom: ye she has a bf remember omg 🙄

Wife: omg yeah I forgot well she doesn't matter I'm like Brocken

Mom: ok go to your bedroom my kitchen is on fire 💀💀💀💀 lollllllllllll

Wife: ok :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

*69 years later 😩*

Son: mom mom mommy mommy mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama

Wife: WHAT

Son: I got u a pwesent bish omg

Wife: oh- wait where did you learn that word 😰😰😰

Son: gwanny ofc 🙄 she's the best

Wife: ok well anyways what's the present uwu

Son: you're hired in the job you wanted to be in and you're starting tomorrow at 3 AM- I mean 10 AM

Wife: kk ty <3

Son: ew

Wife: 💔

*Tomorrow lol*

Wife: *cutely goes to work* uwuwuwu

Husband: omg honeyyyyy uwu

Wife: OMG YOUUU EW KMGOMGNNGGHGCJFKKD

Husband: .........

Wife: YOU LEFT ME AND MY SON YOU DISGUSTING BISH OMG

Husband: I'm sorry.....and we have a so-

Wife: I have a son 🙄🙄🙄🙄 and I don't forgive you

Husband: ok I'll give you chocolate

Wife: ok I'll forgive you

Then they live happily ever after for some reason 💀💀💀💀💀