Ed was sitting down at his table by himself eating his cheese sandwich 😍 When all of a sudden Obama burst through the canteen doors with his big strong frame
*he is so hot and sexy omg 😍😍😍🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪💪💪💪💪💪*
Ed had some umm self explanatory thoughts about Obama as he burst through the door I mean can u blame him tho...
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Ed tried to stop thinking about Obama as he started to eat his Sandwich again but before he could finish it, the sandwich was SNATCHED💪 out of his smoll uwu boy hands Ed lifted his head to see who had taken the sandwich
IT WAS THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST BULLY IN THE SCHOOL 😫😱😱😱 "HAHAHAHA I got your sandwich dweeb 🤪" the bully chuckled as he dangled it above Ed's head
"He you ratchet ass scronny ass bitch ass snotty ass hoe ass ugly ass demon lookin ass whore step away from my uwu born this instant 😡😡😡" a familiar voice spoke loud and proudly behind Ed
The voice caught Ed's attention and he slowly turned around to be met by Obama and his amazing glistening forehead "oh i-i-i I'm sorry o-o obama" the bully managed to stutter out as he was quivering from the interaction with Obama
As the bully walks away shaking Obama turns his attention to Ed "hey Eddy weddy skeddy peddy leddy heddy are you ok my little sugar plum 😻👑💋💍" Obama asked in his seductive low voice "Oh- i-i-i-i im much better n-now o-o-obama uwu🥺" Ed says looking up at Obama with his 'innocent' eyes
"Well if anybody ever messes with you just know I will always protect you my little blueberry muffin shortcake whipped cream sprinkle cake." Obama CONFIDENTLY said as he strides back over to his seat.
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