Random X Reader Oneshots

🗡~Dean~🗡

Hey there! Dean oneshot here! Enjoy!

⚠️ Quirky!Dean + Hunter!Reader⚠️

Y/n pov

"Come on Sam let's just take 24 hours to relax!" Dean suggested
"Dean with our type of job, we don't ever relax OR catch a break. Besides, you're acting really weird."
"He's right Dean. You're acting very weird." I added
"Shouldn't we be going to find Cas?" Jack asked

I looked at the young Nephilim, who looked at Cas as like his stand in father. His real father, was the Devil himself, Lucifer.

"Yeah but... we can take a break right?" Dean asked

We just looked at him like he was crazy. This wasn't the Dean we all knew and loved.

"Okay maybe I got hit with a little quirky juice from the witch last week, but I'm still me, tough and reliable Dean Winchester." Dean proudly said

We just sighed and tried to calm down. Of course the witch left a little bit of an after affect. Dean walked towards the kitchen humming "Why Should I Worry" by Billy Joel, dancing a little bit as he walked.

"Is Dean alright?" Jack asked

We just looked at him, not sure how to answer his question.

"Yeah I'm sure he's fine." Sam replied quietly

Jack just nodded and seemed to stare off into space. Jack was smart for a young soul, considering his actual age was 3, but his vessel was about 20.

"WHY SHOULD I WORRY?! WHY SHOULD I CAREEEEEE~?!" We heard Dean yell from the halls

Sam rolled his eyes and continued working on his computer.

"Of course THAT'S the song he's got stuck in his head." I muttered
"What song is it Y/n?" Jack asked out loud

I looked up at him, wondering how much he truly knows about Deans music taste.

"It's called Why Should I Worry." I replied

Jack nodded and reached for his phone, handing it to me.

"Can you play it? I want to know why Dean likes this song."

I looked to Sam, who seemed way too engrossed with his work. Surely he wouldn't care.

"Sure Jack."

I quickly looked it up and pressed play. As if on a cue, Dean came rushing down the stairs with four sandwiches on plates and tried not to drop them. Making his way to the table he set them down in front of us and then pretended to play an air guitar.

"THEY LOVE ME AT THE CHELSEA! THEY ADORE ME AT THE RITZ!" Dean screamed

The three of us started laughing as Dean jumped on the table and tried to do splits, eventually ripping his pants.

"DEAN OY MY GOD GO AWAY!" Sam screamed

Dean just laughed and jumped off, the rip of his pants where his ass would be was visible.

"DEAN!" I yelled

Dean looked around and then down, seeming to be back to normal. He ran off in a panic screaming all the way to his room.

"Well I think he's back to normal." Sam whispered
"I HEARD THAT AND YES, IM COMPLETELY FINE!" Dean yelled

Jack and I started to laugh as Dean came back with different jeans on that hadn't been washed yet.

"I feel exposed." Dean whined

The end! Hope you enjoyed!