𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁 [Old]

𝙮/𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙢 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜

(I was bored and the interactions I have with my Dad are somewhat funny so I made this)

Eira: You know I'm not actually human, right? I'm a cyborg

Y/n: Okay so what does that make me?

Eira: ...good question

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: He loves his friends more than he loves us, that's why he takes so long

Eira: Speak for yourself

Y/n: PFFFT

Eira: Don't worry, he loves you :)

Eira: maybe

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: I didn't ask to be born

Eira: You didn't?

Y/n: Yeah, I was just chilling and Celestia walked up to me like, "Yo, there's a couple who wants a kid. You go."

Eira: *wheezing noises*

Y/n: "Nobody else wants to go, you do it"

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Eira: That's a lot of ramen

Y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE, IT'S 75% SOUP

Eira: You sure you don't want help eating it? I'll gladly help :)

Y/n: No, I offered to make you some and you declined. It's too late now >:(

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: *sitting on the stairs*

Eira: Mal..function.. mal...function

Y/n: ...I'm leaving, you're scaring me

Eira: What's wrong? I just wanna talk to my lovely daughter :)

Y/n: No thanks

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: stop eyeing my food

Eira: I'm not eyeing your food

Y/n: yes you are and I can't eat when you do that, I'm going to choke

Eira: if I stare hard enough, you'll drop it. Go on, eat it

Y/n: let me eat in peace-

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: What would you do if I had a boyfriend?

Eira: If you had a boyfriend...

Eira: Guess we'll never know

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: Thanks for the advice

Eira: No problem. Ten dollars please

Y/n: wut-

Eira: Ten dollars is what you owe me for making me sit here and give you advice

Y/n: But-

Eira: Being a parent is hard work

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: Mom

Eira: Yes

Y/n: Knock knock

Eira: Who's there?

Y/n: Deez-

Eira: No

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: What would you do if you got a call from the school about me getting into a fight?

Eira: I'd ask what started the fight

Y/n: You wouldn't ask who won?

Eira: No.

Eira: I'd already know it wasn't you

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Eira: Did you eat that entire wrap by yourself

Y/n: yes?

Eira: And you didn't save any for me...? :(

Y/n: you didn't ask...

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: Can you walk me to the kitchen

Eira: You woke me up at two in the morning for this? You're not little anymore, I shouldn't have to-

Y/n: ...

Eira: Alright, let's go

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

Y/n: Can you carry me?

Eira: No, I'm way too old to be carrying you

Eira: You should be carrying me