The Louds and Hybrids

Heavy Meddle and a Yandere Dinosaur

[At Royal Woods Elementary School, Lincoln opens up his locker, but someone pantses him.]

Lincoln: [to someone off-screen] "Really?"

[The other kids laugh at and take photos of his expense; after class; Lincoln gets out of his desk, but the same kid tied his shoelaces together and he trips and falls.]

Lincoln: [sarcastically] Oh, real original fuckhead!

[The other kids laugh and photograph this, too; at lunch, Lincoln sits down in his favorite lunch seat only to make a fart noise and find that he sat on a whoopee cushion.]

Lincoln: [sarcastically] That's real mature bitch!

[The other kids laugh and photograph again; the bell rings and he checks his locker only for a pile of garbage to fall onto him; the kids do what they did before again.]

Lincoln: [opens up a door from the trash; not taking it anymore.] "All right! That's it, I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOU LIMBS ONE BY ONE AND FORCE YOU ALL TO EAT THEM

Kids: [Back away]

[Lincoln and Clyde are walking home from school.]

Clyde: "So, you really confronted that bully?"

Lincoln: "That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're gonna settle this."

Clyde: [worried for his friend] "Whoa! You're gonna fight?!"

Lincoln: "I'm not an animal, Clyde. I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech...as soon as I write it."

Clyde: [noticing something] "Looks like that bully left you a note of their own."

Lincoln: "Huh?" [sees a sticky note on his head, pulls it off, and reads it.] "Lame-O."

[There's also a piece of gum in Lincoln's hair.]

Clyde: [sniffs the gum] "Ooh! Watermelon lime!"

Lincoln: [pinched Clyde]"Better not let my sisters see this, 'cause then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do."

Clyde: "I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman." [looks lovesick]

Lincoln: "Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde, that's FUCKING STUPID.[to the viewers] He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters."

[Flashback to what looks like Lincoln being sick; Lori puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks his temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandage him up real tight; Lincoln muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe.]

Lincoln: "Phew."

Leni: [carrying a bowl of piping hot soup] "Here comes the airplane!" [spills it all over Lincoln's crotch] "Oopsie."

Lincoln: [agonized] "Aahh! It burns!"

[Leni walks off screen embarrassed. Luna and Luan bandage up his crotch; end flashback.]

Lincoln: [holding up a finger with a bandage wrapped around it; to the viewers.] "And that was just a paper cut!"

Clyde: "Well, then, you'd better get that gum out. You wanna look intimidating for that bully."

Lincoln: "I was born intimidating." [tries to pull it out, but it's too grody to touch for him.] "Ew, ew! Gross!"

Clyde: "You know, peanut butter will get that gum out."